• Michael Shannon read the Delta Gamma sorority letter for Funny or Die and the results are good! At the beginning you might think, “These results aren’t so great,” but by the end I think you’ll agree that the results are good, ok bye! -FunnyOrDie
  • Alison Haislip also read it! Results = also good. You just cannot lose w/this letter. -PopHangover
  • Futurama was canceled for the third time. I know people love it, and I also like it, but I think this is okay? Haven’t we gotten enough Futurama at this point? We’re all entitled to our feelings, though, of course. Cry it out. R.I.P. -THR
  • The Soup might be getting a spinoff titled The Soup Investigates. When God closes a Futurama, He opens a Soup spinoff that probably no one enthusiastically wants but that we will watch if there is nothing else on and we’ve had a long day. -Vulture
  • The White House has posted its first Vine, starring Bill Nye and LeVar Burton. Remember where you were so you can tell your grandkids! -HyperVocal
  • And finally, Robert De Niro and Shia LaBeouf are going to play a father and son spy duo in the upcoming film Spy’s Kid. Good name, won’t be confusing, stop thinking right away! -FilmDrunk
Comments (20)
  1. Oh man, I can totally see Robert Deniro as Shia Labeouf’s dad. They both look like they would smell funny, and I have absolutely no interest in anything either of them is in.*

    *While we can all agree that Robert Deniro USED to be great, he long ago had a fire sale on his integrity, and has continued acting well past the expiration date on his lifetime pass. See also: Pacino, Alfred.

  2. I haven’t watched the Michael Shannon video yet because it’s almost guaranteed that I would inappropriately LOL at my desk, but I’m just so glad it exists.

  3. Please visit my Cafe Press shop for Cunt Punt trucker hats and mugs.

  4. “We’ve got to change this title. People are thinking it’s Spy Kids.”

    “OK. What about Spy’s World?”

    “Good.”

  5. A Soup spinoff makes me tired. I love The Soup and I love Joel McHale, but no, guys. Why can’t we be happy with what we have?

  6. I just saw Becca’s IRL picture posted on facebook in a link which also had some of her tweets. She’s a mean girl. :(

  7. Dear Kelly,

    Shall I compare thee to a [video of philly news anchors laughing at Ryan Lochte]? Yes. Because you both have the most entertainingly honest reactions to events in the popnews.

    <3 W. Shakespeare [transcription by N. Candy]

  8. I really hope that sorority email becomes the new monologue that young aspiring actors do for their drama school auditions

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