After seeing a subway poster for The Big Wedding a few days ago a friend commented, “You know, there really must be so many things going on in Hollywood that we don’t know about. Like, how does Amanda Seyfried keep getting to star in movies? Who wants that, really? There must be some weird stuff going on.” Hahaha. Good point! Whether or not you agree with my friend about the merits of Amanda Seyfried, I happen to think that she is just short of fine enough, you have to figure that everything in Hollywood is not what it seems. It’s not all actors being friends off-set the way they are on-set, working hard to get to the top and staying there purely on merit, wearing sunglasses, caring about whom the network will replace their costars with. Case in point: WHOOPI GOLDBERG DOESN’T CARE ABOUT WHO REPLACES THE TWO LADIES WHO ARE LEAVING HER SHOW, THE VIEW! From US Weekly:

“Let me tell you this about The View: I take a paycheck every other week. That’s all I do. I could give a sh-t what comes. I do my job — I have a contract. That’s where I stand. I don’t give a f-ck,” Goldberg said.

When producers announce replacements for Hasselbeck and Joy Behar (the co-host recently announced she’s leaving the program after 16 years), Goldberg promised she will be courteous as ever. “I try to,” she said. “Whatever y’all want. Just make sure my check doesn’t bounce!”

Goldberg added that she’s not involved in any casting decisions. “I don’t care. That’s not my job,” she explained. “My job is to show up and be cute by 11 o’clock and get the f-ck off that show by 12. And that’s what I try to do.”

Hahahaaaaaaaaa! HAH. This is the best. Worry about yourself, everybody. Whoopi doesn’t give a fuck. You don’t give a fuck. We’re all just trying to get our paychecks after working ’til noon, talking about hot topics with a bunch of women with varying degrees of qualification to be talking in front of people at all. Who cares. #TV

Comments (23)
  1. Amanda Seyfried looks like the sexy fish from Fantasia. Apparently that’s enough.

    • I just googled it and totally agree. Good call.

    • before I looked at the paycheck which was of $8797, I didn’t believe that my brothers friend had been actualy bringing in money part time from there computar.. there sisters neighbour had bean doing this 4 less than twenty two months and resently cleared the debts on their appartment and got themselves a Alfa Romeo. this is where I went,……….

      • This is so off-topic. We’re talking about Amanda Seyfried and a cartoon fish because Whoopi Goldberg is getting new coworkers, williekishi! Try and keep up!

  2. I tell this to my coworkers all the time. No one speaks much to me here.

  3. I totally get it. A – it’s the View and B- there’s no way they could possibly find someone worse than Elisabeth Hasselback, so why stress?

  4. Here’s a little Hollywood insight: apparently movie stars have to show up for jury duty, too. I’m currently in jury purgatory in LA and the walls are covered with framed pictures of stars who have performed jury duty. I don’t see Whoopi on the walls, but Ed Asner and Jamie Lee Curtis have done their civic duties.

  5. She’s just trying to live her life.

  6. “That’s where I stand. I don’t give a f-ck”

    I say this at least once a day. It is my life mantra. I drink a lot.

  7. You don’t EGOT worrying about other people

  8. Okay everyone, it’s been an hour and I’ve spent most of the time trying to come up with a joke about what EGOT actually stands for being something along the lines of doesn’t give a fuck anymore but, you know, to fit the letters. So I give up. Maybe next time, truck, maybe next time. That being said, if you can think of something, feel free to share. I’ll commend your efforts no matter what.

  9. a lot of people don’t like whoopi, but she was in sister act ii so she forever gets a pass in my heart.

  10. If the view had entry songs, this would be Whoopi’s:

  11. To be clear, does she not give a fuck or does she not give a fuck fuck?

  12. This is Whoopi Goldberg

    This is me if I were forced to work with Elisabeth Hasselbeck:

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