For ages, mankind has wondered whether we were alone in the universe or if perhaps there was extra-terrestrial life on some distant planet in the far reaches of outer space. Well wonder no more, boys, because we are definitely 100% for sure not alone and the truth is totally out there and here is Agent Jaden Smith with the proof (via Wonderland Magazine via Celebitchy via Lindsey Weber’s Tumblr):

“I like aliens!” he says. “I think aliens are really cool, because they exist.” He’s got proof. On a trip to the White House with his dad (Men In Black superstar) Will, mother Jada and sister Willow, he found himself in the President’s Situation Room.

“I talked to President Obama about extraterrestrials. He said he could neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens, which means they’re real. If people think we’re the only people that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.”

I feel like it goes without saying that you’re pretty convinced of the existence of aliens when your dad is one of the world’s most famous Scientologists, right? I’m not even taking a swipe at Scientology, I am literally just pointing out that it’s a foundational precept of that “religion” (OK, that was a swipe) to believe in the existence of aliens. Aren’t there, like, aliens riding around in our blood stream? Saddled to our cells with tiny magic lassos or something? And we have to get rid of them in a conference room? The Obama thing really seals the deal, though. Why would Barack Obama say that to Jaden Smith? Sure, Jaden Smith just happened to “find himself in the President’s Situation Room” (?!?!??!?!) and casually asked “are aliens real” and Obama made a cute comment because he knows how to deal with children. But also CAUGHT. You caught, Obama. This is proof positive. Take it to the bank. Tell the scientists to put down their microscopes because we’re all done here. You tried your best, nerds, but Jaden solved it. CASE CLOSED.

Comments (38)
  1. Independence Day is going to BLOW HIS MIND!

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  2. Sure, but is the Wild Wild West real too?

  3. I was wondering if Jaden maybe misheard Obama, but then I remembered the ears.

  4. GOTCHA nose* journalism

    *because Jaden Smith is still a baby…

  5. Say what you will, but thinking that something is really cool just because it exists may be the most optimistic world view I’ve ever heard of. Good for you, kid.

  6. say what you will about scientologists, starting your own cult and then forcing all these rich people to do crazy shit for the rest of their lives sounds like a scheme that is both enterprising and entertaining. i only wish i was enigmatic enough to have people follow me blindly.

  7. Its good they reported this and got it on paper, because I imagine Will Smith is gonna bust out the old Neuralyzer and wipe everyone’s memories of their knowledge of aliens pretty soon.

  8. Not even related, but at do you think any scientology kids rebelled by seeing The Master? Definitely one of the older Cruise kids, right?

  9. “If people think we’re the only people that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.” OK I’m of the belief that aliens probably exist somewhere in some form (the universe is large, guys), but there is just about no way they’re going to be “people.” I mean like, apes aren’t people, and it would be shocking to find a life form in another galaxy that had as much in common with us as apes.

    • I think he’s using people to mean sentient, so I’m inclined to give him a pass on this one. However, you’re absolutely right in that they’re not going to be us but with weird foreheads.

      What I find amazing is that people believe that we’ve actually made contact with them, given that it would take god knows how many hundreds of years just to make to the next solar system under our current understanding of physics.

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