REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. WE ARE NOW AT GOBBLECON 4!

General: Good one, Gabe.
Gabe: Thank you, General.
General: You are an American hero.
Gabe: Thank you, sir, that is all I’ve ever wanted to hear.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND KILL ALL THE TURKEYS BECAUSE WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE TURKEYS LOL.

Comments (9)
  1. In high school I had a friend who worked on a turkey farm, and he caused a mass turkey suicide one day by making a loud noise. The turkeys all ran away from him and were crushed to death/stampeded on/suffocated when they reached the other end of the enclosure and had nowhere else to go. Turkeys are really dumb, you guys. I think we’re gonna be okay.

    • you greatly underestimate the stupidity of the American populace.

    • If you think Jason`s story is amazing…, four weeks ago my girlfriends sister basically also broght in $8507 sitting there sixteen hours a week from there apartment and they’re roomate’s half-sister`s neighbour has been doing this for 10-months and brought home more than $8507 part-time from there laptop. apply the guidelines from this site……….. http://zapit.nu/389

  2. Why was Gabe talking to Rosario Dawson’s vagina?

  3. I’m sending the Wolf

  4. the role of The General played by Kyle Chandler obviously

  5. I feel bad for those cramped turkeys, even though turkeys are mean.

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