This Jovan Musk Oil commercial from the mid-’80s should not have been any child’s first introduction to themes of a sexual nature, but for many, it was. When a man and a lady love each other very much, they wander a post apocalyptic wasteland with their his-and-hers panthers on leashes until they find each other and he slowly removes her power heels. “Sexy-igniting, musk is the one!”:
I mean, clearly that’s European, right? Panthers what? And America wouldn’t make that ad where little kids could see it. It HAS A SEX SCENE! Also, if you’re wondering what Jovan Musk smells like, I smelled it once in the store and the answer is pretty much exactly what you would think.