TEENAGERS

Walk into the club I’m like what up I got a big pogs!

It’s been awhile since I rapped at you kids who I am going to say that I treat like adults even though I really still treat you almost entirely like kids, because you are kids not adults, and it is not until you are truly adults, with your regular visits to a dermatologist to prevent skin cancer, and your ridiculous attempts at drawing up an actual budget for yourself in an attempt to balance your expenses with your actual income that I won’t even have to say anything. That’s the thing about being an adult, people don’t say stuff like “I’m going to treat you like an adult,” because they just are adults, and they just treat each other normal. There are no adults who are “very mature for their age.”

BUT YO, I DIGRESS LOLZ. Got some pretty exciting and also dope news for you guys today. What would you do if I told you that I’ve got a brand new image from the upcoming Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire? Would you poop into your pants like a little baby, or would you quietly excuse yourself to the nearest office bathroom, lock yourself in a stall, and scream silently, just as you do on most days? Trick question, Mr. Pibb! Anyway, stop hallway swimming and check out this brand new image. You are about to lose your mind, up in here, up in here. You guys listen to DMX? Is he “rad”?

AHHHHHHHHHH CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS IMAGE? I KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE, BUT IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE EVEN MORE EXCITED NOW? THE LITTLE GIRLS ARE HUGGING!!!!!! I’M ALREADY IN LINE WHO ELSE IS IN LINE YOU BETTER GET IN LINE THIS MOVIE IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE TOO COLD TO HOLD! RIGHT? BOBBY BROWN? GUYS? BOBBY BROWN THOUGH? #SICKAWESOME #WICKEDNEAT

Comments (21)
  1. love teen korner, consistently swagging out and living only once

  2. I’ve been in line since the last movie came out, and I didn’t even like it. Book loyalty!

    • Catching Fire was my favorite book of the series, so I am actually very much looking forward to this movie!

      • Me too! Catching Fire was my favorite book too!!! I’m very excited to see how they do certain things from the book! I bet they’ll have to cut a bunch of it…also there was some stuff that they put in the first movie that didn’t happen until the 2nd book so maybe that aspect will be more apparent earlier in the story…i don’t know!!!

        • The photos the Capitol released look SO GOOD. Hey Finnick…

          • No offense to this guy, but I pictured Finnick way hotter.

          • The casting for this movie has always been slightly confusing for me, but it’s my own fault. I started reading the book after I had seen various cast members promoting the movie on talk shows, etc.

            As I was reading, I just assumed that Peeta was played by Liam Hemsworth, so I was very thrown off when I saw the other guy in that role.

            I’m not sure how I pictured Finnick, but the hair styling seems weird to me.

  3. dmx did make the second cd that i purchased in my life. i must be hip!

    • dmx was my fourth CD, he had to wait behind Dave Matthews Band. Chumbawamba and Linkin Park

      • i remember this kid i was a camp counselor with really loved linkin park and papa roach. he also had a nose like a duck, i remember being slightly infatuated with him/mildly disgusted by his awful music he would tell me was amazing.

      • also remember mystikal? his album was genuinely good and then he went and participated in a gang rape and ruined everything.

        • I can happily and honestly say: No, I do not remember Mystikal.

          • Mystikal sang Shake Ya Ass! My friend and I bought the CD single, which had like 3 or 4 remixes of that glorious song.

            Then my car got broken into, and all that was stolen was my CDs. Joke was on the robber though – I doubt they sold a bunch of scratched up Mountain Goats albums for very much money.

  4. Ha, remember, this thing:

    O god, we are all so old.

  5. How does their hair stay so perfectly braided????

  6. May the swag be ever in your favor.

  7. I hate teen corner because my office chair is an Aeron and you can’t turn those around and sit on them backwards

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