I saw Jurassic Park 3D over the weekend and it was so much fun. I’m not sure when the last time any of you saw Jurassic Park was, but if it was when you were a baby who did retain any information about the movies you watched, YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT! It’s a great movie! To be honest, I did not plan on seeing it in 3D because, first, I don’t like seeing things in 3D and, second, up until right when the movie started I thought I didn’t care too much about Jurassic Park, but oh man was it a real blast. I just wish I knew more people who felt like they just saw it for the first time. “IT WAS SO SCARY!” One thing that struck me about it though, other than how much fun it was, was how nearly 100% of the dialogue is quotable and constantly quoted. It’s kind of distracting, actually. WHICH LEADS ME TO THIS STUPID GAME! Non-Jurassic Park movie quotes into Jurassic Park quotes! You get it, right? No need to explain or defend any further? Great, I’ll begin:

  • “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we should hold onto our butts.”
  • “Show me the dinosaurs in your dinosaur tour!”
  • “I’ll have what…Shoot her! SHOOOOT HER!”
  • “There’s no crying in Jurassic Park!”
  • “Remember when we were kids, what we used to say to each other? About how life finds a way?”
  • “I’VE SPARED NO EXPENSE!” (Said with a Daniel Plainview voice.)

Hahah. THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?! Well do it, ya bunch of dinosaurs!

Comments (51)
  1. That’s a Bingo! Dino DNA.

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  2. Play it, Sam. Play, “You bred Velociraptors?”

  3. “Hello Nedry” – Seinfeld-osaurus

  4. I’ll have what that clever girl’s having.

  5. You had me at GRAAAAAWRRRRRRRL.

  6. “I’m just a clever girl, standing in front of a boy.”

  7. “Luke, I am your father, even though I am your mother because, due to the frog DNA, I have turned into a male dinosaur.”

  8. That’s what I love about these clever girls, man. I get older, they bite my face off.

  9. You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, but, uh…well, there it is.

  10. “Hello, Newman.” [eats Newman]

  11. “A.B.C. Always. Be. Ceratops.”

  12. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man creates Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling inherits the earth.

  13. Gentlemen, you can’t unleash dinosaurs in here! This is Jurassic Park.

  14. “It’s Jurrasic Park! Jump into Jurrasic Park!”

  15. Raptors? We ain’t got no raptors! We don’t need no raptors! I don’t gotta show you no stinkin’ raptors!

  16. “If I was in that park with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that visitors center, and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to enjoy the park now, don’t worry.’”

  17. There’s no place like GRAAAAAWRRRRRRRL

  18. “I AM SO SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARK!”

  19. Dr. Grant, Dr. Sadler, If you build Jurassic Park, they will come.

  20. heeeere’s John Hammond

  21. Greed, for lack of a better word, is GRAAAAAWRRRRRRRL

  22. Hold on to your butts, it’s going to be a bumpy night

  23. I have to return some dinosaur eggs.

  24. “Yes but it’s only just around the corner. And there will be a glorious fire with, with toast and, and tea and cakes. And, and perhaps I’ll even break out the Killer Dinosaurs.”

  25. You can’t handle the chaos theory!

  26. I want you to hold the Archaeopteryx* between your legs.

    *The dinosaur believed to be the ancestor to chickens.

  27. I find your lack of faith distu–GRRRRRRAAAWWWRRLL!

  28. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

  29. “Open the pod bay doors, HAL”
    “Ah, ah, ah! You didn’t say the magic word!”

  30. “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what is cool? Dinosaurs.”

  31. “Why didn’t the T. Rex and Brachiosaurus get married? Because they hadn’t been CARBON DATING long enRRHRAWHHHHHWWWWR” *eats Jeff Goldblum’s face*

  32. “This [frog DNA] will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!”

  33. “Man, I love being a Raptorrr!”

  34. Do or do not. There is no triceratops.

  35. Let’s do the time warp again!

  36. “LOOK AT ALL MY DINOS! I GOT RAPTORS, EVERY FUCKIN COLOR”

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