The trailer for Paris, Not France, the 68-minute documentary that followed Paris Hilton around the world in a quest to try to make her seem interesting hit the internet this weekend. The movie has been criticized for not being no-holds-barred enough, but judging from the trailer, maybe we should be easier on the director. At this point, the Occam’s Razor on Paris Hilton is that she really IS as boring as she seems.
Like MTV’s Britney documentary last year, Paris, Not France looks like an unintentional (“I mean, whatever”) mockumentary, but Paris Hilton is so fundamentally without thoughts that even Errol Morris probably couldn’t have made a good movie with this material. (Sorry to give her even a tiny bit more attention.)