There is a new trailer out today for the upcoming Brad Pitt action-apocalypse movie World War Z in which the world is consumed by zombies and it looks pretty good! It’s got all of the things you might want. Explosions. Helicopter crashes. Aircraft carriers. Mountains of zombies climbing all over each other to scale the walls of the Game of Thrones castle or something. (There is also a plane crash scene that is new in this trailer and if you are already excited about this movie then I recommend not watching the trailer because it kind of gives away the scene but also it does look like a dope plane crash scene, if that is a good word to describe this type of thing.) Anyway, the movie looks pretty good, but is it just me or does Brad Pitt look WAY too chill considering that the world is collapsing all around him? Don’t get me wrong, that is exactly what makes him OUR HERO, and Brad Pitt is the best, but also haha. Yo! Look out, man! Zombies, man!

This guy is so chill. He’s the chillest. Look how chill he is:

“Hello? Oh, hey man. Just chillin’.”

“Chill balcony, man. I need to get me a chill balcony like this.”

“This is like the time Mark Wahlberg stopped 9/11, but even more chill, man.”

“Don’t even worry about it, babe. Look at me. Do I look worried? No way. I look chill as fuck.”

“Come on, man, let’s get out of here. It’s not chill here!”

“I know, man, it’s a bummer about all these zombies, man.”

“No sweat, baby. It’s chill!”

“Don’t pull my leg, man.”

“Gotcha, man. No way, Jose.”

“You don’t say. That many zombies, huh? Brutal, man.”

“You can barely even tell I’m running from zombies, man. So chill.”

Comments (28)
  1. Brad Pitt is a lot prettier than Claire Danes, Gabe. Especially now that he looks like the much MUCH better Pitt, Doug.

  2. Maybe he thought the screenplay read “World Warz” and thought it was a chill take on world wars.

  3. To be fair, I am pretty sure Brad Pitt is really high, all the time.

  4. Well, duh. Remember this? Chill is his only setting now.

  5. NY’s hottest night club is World War Z. Run by retired weight lifter Frank Roid Wright, it’s got everything. Explosions. Helicopter crashes. Aircraft carriers. Twerking babies. Brad Pitt in a scarf.

  6. So long as no boxes are involved, Brad Pitt is cool as a cucumber.

  7. Brad Pitt and Jared Leto should have a seminar about stress management. Learn how to not give a fuck in the most terrifying situations possible.

  8. I didn’t like this trailer at all.

  9. This shows just how boring all this zombie stuff is at this point.

  10. Brad is always a little bored when it comes to the undead.

    • Real talk. My 16 year old self was so pissed at Brad Pitt for ruining Interview with a Vampire. I held it against him for a really long time.

  11. Yeah, but have you ever battled the zombie apocalypse…

  12. SPOILER ALERT(?): The World War Z soundtrack is only Jack Johnson songs. Brad insisted.

  13. I will not being seeing this movie 1) because of Brad Pitt (i’m not a huge fan) and 2) because the book was actually fairly clever and intense and it looks like the producers bought the name of the book and chucked the rest. No sir, I don’t like it.

  14. Maybe he’s screaming inwardly but doesn’t want to show it.
    Did you think about that Gabe? Eh? Did ya? No, you didn’t.
    I rest my case.

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