This is basically the new this. Also, how come the part that really made me say “Oh, shut up, Courtney Stodden,” wasn’t the part where she glancingly laughed off her advice to two pre-pubescent girls that they should have a scandalous sham-marriage if they want to make it in Hollywood but was actually the part where she said “I don’t know if you know my story.” You BARELY have a story, and it is not like they are teaching it in school, Courtney. Just put on your rubber bondage gear and get the oil changed in the Corolla or whatever. THE CHILDREN MAY OR MAY NOT BE OUR FUTURE ANYMORE, WE ARE AT A CROSSROADS AS OF THIS MOMENT. (Via Dlisted.)
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Come on! This was the one thing I clicked on from today’s Morning Links. I need to be supplied with FRESH garbage every 45 minutes, Gabe!
What are you talking about, R2? There’s no mention of this in the morning links.
**Psst. R2, be cool. Don’t let the VGum Overlords know you’re onto their game.
I think it’s time we all sat down for a friendly chat.
HAHA X 10×10^101
I call for a moratorium on Courtney Stodden posts. I come here solely to make stupid jokes, and I feel like there’s nowhere else to go with this. Maybe we can revisit this subject if she does something new, but she seems to be stuck in a rut of unchanging awfulness.
Dear Videogum Staff: I call for you to once again ignore Facetaco’s suggestions. I fell like Courtney Stodden posts are the black sheep of the Videogum family, but –dammit– they’re still family. I know they’re hard to watch. In fact, every time i see Courtney’s name on a headline I get inexplicably excited only to be hit first by the harsh realities of life. No, This kid knows what I’m talking about.

Is this pleasant? No, no it is not. But it is an important learning experience. For every Jennifer Lawrence or Dakota Fanning, there is an equal but opposite Ying Yang to their Lil Jon.In short, I miss werttrew.
Maybe it’s just that you’re too much like Courtney that it’s hard to make fun of her!
You guys, I’m probably going to post this news in every comment section on here today – There is a Veronica Mars movie Kickstarter!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/559914737/the-veronica-mars-movie-project
I JUST posted that on Facebook. This is called an e-jinx. You owe me some of those points they have under Coke lids!
They have already raised over $240,000 and it was announced a couple of hours ago. Someone even bought the $10,000 speaking role.
They’ll make it, but I’m actually kinda against this. I feel like between Rob Thomas, Kristen Bell, and the kid from Kazaam, they could PROBABLY pull together the money on their own.
I think a lot of the problem was that Warner Brothers still owns the rights and wouldn’t give them up when Kristen Bell offered to finance it herself. Sounds like they pitched the Kickstarter idea to prove to WB that the fans actually want the movie.
I don’t know – you are probably right that they have the money, but I doubt Rob Thomas is rolling in dough. All of his projects get cancelled
The perks for some of these pledges are good, so I didn’t mind making a pledge.
The more I think about it, you’re probably right. I mean, what kind of movie can you make for 2 million? 2 million dollars can buy a lot of things, but it cannot buy a quality movie.
But man, 2 million dollars could buy me SO MANY THINGS. Can we Kickstart me 2 million instead? I’ll sacrifice seeing a Veronica Mars movie for that.
Plus, the pledges are actually a total bummer, because they confirmed that Piz will be back. How much do I have to donate to kill Piz on-screen?
I would appreciate it if they would do something for international backers!
Everything is US only except for the first one.
Ooooof, I’m so glad that the internet/TV/gossip magazines/nightmares of innocent children didn’t exist when I was a teenager!
This picture shows how this makes me feel:
I adore the little girl on the right who just looks confused and says “Wow.” That’s how we all feel, little girl. Welcome to our world.