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I’m sure it is incredibly difficult to be someone in the public eye whose thoughts, shared during interviews, sometimes get taken out of context or skewed by the writer. I’m sure it’s even hard just to have to say things to so many different people, and that along the way your mind probably gets lost in just trying to think of ANYTHING to say to whichever stranger is sitting across from you at that moment. It would be a nightmare for me, personally, and I know that I would not handle it well. That being said: LOOK AT THIS WEIRD THING ALLISON WILLIAMS SAID IN AN INTERVIEW WITH THE LA TIMES:
“When ‘Mean Girls’ came out, I just thought Lindsay Lohan was genius. I didn’t understand how I could ever come close to that if they didn’t let me start young,” she said. “I’ve come to realize it’s not a zero-sum game. When I see performances like Jennifer Lawrence’s in ‘Silver Linings Playbook,’ I think, ‘God, what a great role.’ But maybe, just maybe, she watches ‘Girls’ and maybe, just maybe, she wishes she was on ‘Girls.’”
Maybe, just maybe, uhhhhhh I don’t think so, Allison Williams! YA BIG MARNIE! (Jennifer Lawrence = Marnie’s ex-boyfriend.) (Right?) (Let me know if no.) Girls is definitely fine. It’s very successful and not universally praised but certainly very well praised and I watch it every week, but I think you can safely assume that Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence, most popular young lady in the world at the moment, star of both the Hunger Games franchise and whatever they’re currently doing with the X-Men franchise, is not somewhere wishing she were on Girls. EVEN IF she loves it, which she might! Maybe you could have used something else to explain your acting truism, Allison Williams! Maybe you don’t agree, though? Who even knows what’s going on inside that PERFECT HEAD! Plz let me know in our poll.
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Pretty sure she could easily be on Girls if she wanted to.
Actually, I kind of think any of us could easily be on Girls if we wanted really to.
Except for me, since my grammar is so terrible….
You could – just not as Hannah’s editor!
Actually you totally could be her editor since you caught that!
I’m going with ‘no’. I’m sure Jennifer Lawrence busy swimming in a pool of money or petting all the puppies that day.
smoking weed and drinking wine is what the internet told me.
And that was when I started recognizing her name with a face.
Also great activities!
but have you ever swum in a pool of money or pet all the puppies … ON WEED?
if allison williams is gonna be jealous of anyone’s career, it should be jon stewart’s
leave it to an actress to let her narcissism show all over like that.
“Fuck this David O. Russell bullshit, I wanna take my tits out on HBO! Do they have snacks? I’m always interested in eating. *flips us the bird*” – Jennifer Lawrence
oscar schmoscar, what i really need now is to develop my skill on a whitewashed “feminist” show about sex in new york.
Well, she WAS on the Bill Engvall Show…(thanks IMDB!)
maybe, just maybe, jennifer lawrence reads videogum. and maybe, just maybe, she wishes she could be a commenter.
Or maybe…she already is…DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
I just assumed she was Steve Winwood.
i always picture him as shia lebouf.
It is obviously King Curtis, of the Chicken Nuggets family. Or Facetaco. (Or anyone with a food name.)
I told her that I would try to win. That I would try to win for her. And also that chicken nuggets were like my family.
“I’m pretty.” – Steve Winwood
MAYBE SHE ALREADY IS A COMMENTER!!!! HI JENNIFER LAWRENCE, WHOEVER YOU ARE!
Wait I thought we already established that truckasaurus was Jennifer Lawrence. Truckasaurus, is this not true????
Even though that is the highest compliment ever paid, sadly I am not Jennifer Lawrence.
Goddamn it. Who could it be, then? Chris Trash? Is Chris Trash Jennifer Lawrence with Chris Trash makeup on?
allison williams?
I think she’s a little busy with the Quarter Quell and impending uprising in Panem to care about such trivial matters.
To be fair, her idol to begin with was Lindsey Lohan. She thinks actresses are supposed to initiate a downward spiral immediately following success.
“Finally! A chance to talk about Jennifer Lawrence more!” -Me, unsarcastically
Full disclosure: that was really more for me than you.
Great, great job! So beautiful! So meaningful!
I don’t know if Jennifer Lawrence wants to be on Girls, but what I do know is I’d like to be on… What? Umm… uh… I was dictating some notes for next weeks briefing. Why are you in my office? OK, so we’re on for the 12:30 p.m. meeting with the production team. Are we ordering lunch? Chipotle?! Again. Umm… I’ll take a burrito bowl… Wait! What’s the difference between the burrito bowl and the salad? Hmmm… Then, I’ll take the salad, with chicken and steak. Huh? If everyone is ordering chips, then I’ll order some too. With the corn salsa. Fine. Fine. Make sure there’s enough copies of the agenda for everyone. Looked like an idiot last time. Oh, shit! Did I leave this on the entire ti…
If they just put Jennifer Lawrence in as Marnie’s ex boyfriend without saying anything that would honestly be hilarious. It would be a great meta joke, since they already basically have him be whatever the plot needs him to be each episode. This week he is a highly successful iPhone app developer with his own company and extremely nice office in Chelsea I’m sorry what? Can I just be one of those next week too?
And they found so many hip and good looking employees in a week. Is there some temp agency in New York that only hires hipster models that happen to maybe be good at app development?
How about we put the cast and crew of Girls into Hunger Games instead?
Jennifer Lawrence may not want to be on Girls but I think I could make a pretty convincing argument why she should come over to my house and eat some tacos and drink tequila and watch MST3K and play Cards Against Humanity.
I’m just gonna put myself up as first alternate should Jennifer Lawrence be unable to fulfill her duties as invited guest to this event.
Ditto…I also would like to be considered should you need more than one guest replacement. I love tacos and tequila and MST3K and Cards Against Humanity.
An LBT/Trucksaurus hangout sesh would be a very very very close second to a J-Law hangout sesh, and in fact maybe even MORE enjoyable because I already know we have a ton to talk about.
Yes please!!!
Just FYI…I have all the mst3k box sets…ya know…if you want to borrow them. Or whatever.
I would like to borrow them. I’ll meet you at Bluestone Bistro tonight for the hand-off.
“When ‘Mean Girls’ came out, I just thought Lindsay Lohan was genius. I didn’t understand how I could ever come close to that if they didn’t let me start young,” she said
Poor Allison Williams. They didn’t let her start young like Lindsay Lohan and deliver what was obviously a triple Oscar worthy performance in Mean Girls and now she’ll probably never get to burn out at 16 (or whenever the Lindsay spiral started, 7, 8?) and go through years of drug/alcohol abuse and run people over with her car and have half a dozen “hung over in court” photos to share with her friends and family on Facebook. Poor, poor Allison Williams. You will have to settle for being a seemingly well-adjusted, if not slightly delusional, attractive and already modestly successful young actress. You should probably just end it now!
allison williams is like, annoyingly pretty. it kind of pisses me off
Speaking of Girls. Does anyone find it weird *SPOILER ALERT* that Hannah just developed these OCD ticks out of nowhere?
ia. if you, thought Russell`s rep0rt is impossible… on friday I bought themselves a Infiniti from bringing in $4337 recently and would you believe, ten thousand last-munth. it’s realy the best-work I have ever done. I started this 7-months ago and immediately startad bringin home over $75, p/h. I went to this site,……. http://qr.net/ka1T