A couple’s wedding day is, I think I can speak generally here, forever held as one of the most beautiful days of their lives, remembered as OH NO OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS GOING ON AND ALSO WHY? From Daily Mail:

Jersey law dictates the bride and groom have to be identified, so the registrar had to watch Paul having his green Shrek make-up put on before the ceremony at the Radisson Hotel.

Paul and Heidi’s guests all dressed as fairytale characters from the movie.

Mr Bellas said the idea of doing a Shrek wedding came to them while watching the movie with their son Leo.

He said: “The essence is that Shrek represents true love. It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, if the love is there then that is what it is about.”

Awwwwwwww. While it could be said that getting married itself also represents true love and the idea that it doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like if the love is there, and that maybe you don’t need to dress up as as a remarkably hideous Shrek and Princess Fiona on your wedding day to make that point, and maybe also you don’t have to force your guests to dress up like the other characters in Shrek, IT COULD ALL CERTAINLY BE WORSE! They could instead have been home alone on the Internet wondering what it all means and whether or not more nuts in their diet will make them a little happier naturally, rather than celebrating their love around the people who mean the most to them. You Only Live Once, you might as well not be miserable and instead do whatever makes you and your sweetheart incredibly happy. But also they could have just not dressed like this? But also they seem good. But also maybe it’s better not to have your weird wedding on the Internet? But also maybe that’s not what they intended. But also. But also. (Via Geekologie.)

Comments (14)
  1. Thank god New Jersey did it’s due diligence verifying his identity, otherwise this might have been the perfect switcheroo crime.

  2. This is where I would post a picture of the Katamari Damacy wedding couple if I were as good at using the internet as my resume says I am.

  3. Probably the only couple that is happier than them is the couple who had a Zelda wedding complete with a baby dressed as Navi:

  4. It’s hard to tell if this couple would look better with or without the Shrek make-up.

  5. I heard they went the full mile with this, the minister was dressed like the Gingerbread Man and the ceremony was filled was lazy, dated pop-culture references.

  6. I wonder who was the lucky person (people?) that got to come as Donkey.

  7. before I saw the draft four $7666, I did not believe that my sister woz like trully receiving money parttime from their laptop.. there brothers friend has done this 4 less than eleven months and as of now paid for the loans on their house and bourt a great new Saab 99 Turbo. this is where I went………..

  8. Is it that hard to match your skin color to your mask when they are BOTH BASIC SHADES OF GREEN?

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