Conservatives 4 Palin are all mad that Mitt Romney questioned Palin’s appearance on Time Magazine‘s 100 Most Influential People list (“Is it most influential or most beautiful?”), so they’ve responded with this weird video called “There’s A Bore In The Woods.” I don’t know either:

So…what? It’s supposed to be a parody of the classic “There’s A Bear In The Woods” Reagan ad, and over on the Conservatives4Palin site, everyone is predictably all “This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen! Bravo! Spit take!” I’m sure there are layers upon layers of witty allusions and clever inside jokes that the rest of us aren’t getting, here, but if the Sarah Palin people want to keep themselves busy this way instead of being, you know, relevant, that’s fine.

Comments (17)
  1. it seemed to me like mitt was running to save the bear. and then sarah palin killed it, as is her nature.

  2. booferama  |   Posted on May 6th, 2009 +11

    Man, if I’d known Mitt was bionic, well, I still wouldn’t have voted for him. But I would’ve appreciated his musk.

  3. MusclesMarinara  |   Posted on May 6th, 2009 +8

    That’s the best parody of a Regan ad I’ve ever seen. Coincidentally, it’s the only parody of a Regan ad I’ve ever seen… and now I’m confused.

  4. Garnett with the dunk… MITT ROMNEY!!

  5. Honestly, you could put anything to Yakety Sax and I would laugh so hard.

  6. zach  |   Posted on May 6th, 2009 +2

    Are to trying to say…shoot Mitt Romney?

  7. Didn’t need that, Conservatives4Palin.

  8. Spit take indeed. Did Ryan from Real World Brooklyn direct that?

  9. Mick Rombley is a “bear,” i.e. gay, which is why he signed civil unions into law in MA and is running around the woods in little shorts, and so Palin shoots him.

  10. Further evidence towards my theory that neo-cons have terrible senses of humor.

  11. monkey  |   Posted on May 6th, 2009 +3

    The way I interpeted it was that Palin and the bear are in cahoots.

    First the bear stalks Romney as he runs at 30klh before ambushing him thus forcing him to halt. Palin then shoots the stunned Romney; followed by Palin and her loyal bear posing together happily.

    In the end we realise that the “bear in the woods” actually lives inside us all.

  12. Good job, Candle Eye productions.

  13. How the fuck do ya’ll not get this? This is honestly the funniest fuckin thing I’ve seen on this site in a while. I mean, c’mon. There’s a bear in the woods. And a guy running through the woods. and Sarah shooting a gun! LOL. OBVIOUSLY, she’s gunna shoot both those assholes from her airplanes and get government money for it. It’s about killing the competition, killing the old Republican guard. If there’s one thing Palin’s good at other than being a good ass looker, it’s damn sure killiin stuff!

  14. I’m sorry but the whole time I thought it was “There’s a Boar in the Woods” and until I watched the video I was SO CONFUSED.

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