It’s just like that old expression: dance like nobody’s watching, dress like everyone’s blind, get an Emo Phillips haircut, upload the whole thing to YouTube. You know that old expression? Very inspirational. (Via JakeFogelnest.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.