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The YouTube description for this video is “a chill intro to our production company.” Accurate.
RELAX, HOLLYWOOD, CANDLE EYE PRODUCTIONS HAS GOT THIS.
So chill. Probably the chillest of all production companies. This guy knows:
–Jerry Bruckheimer
So many rock stars and movie stars are just like, “make me a video, doesn’t matter.” Businesses are like, “I own a business can you make me a commercial?” And Candle Eye Productions is like “Yes.” Completely chill.
–Jack Johnson
My favorite part is not the Buddha, or the backyard prayer meditation, or the idea that people would hire Candle Eye Productions to make a documentary about their lives so that future generations will know who they were (also known as a 
umentary), or the super professional transitions, although those are all great parts. No, my favorite part is when that one guy opens a letter on the sidewalk, gets excited, and throws his shoulder bag down and runs away. That must be some letter! Shoulder bags? Where we’re going, we don’t need shoulder bags!
We’re going to Chill Town! (Thanks for the tip, Evan.)
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Wow, what a douche.
That is where graduates of The International Academy of Art and Design end up.
it has been a long time since I’ve seen a production company that got me so excited I would open up my swimsuit temporarily. Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
if you can’t take the chill, get your ass out of the Candle Light Productions.
Is that guy riding a hoverboard?
I’ll bet he owns a lot of ponchos.
i didn’t know they still made video toasters…
How many om tattoos does that dude have? I bet he drew at least one of them himself.
The production quality of this video suggests that it might be the first one they’ve made that doesn’t contain multiple references to “soup” and “the thing that Einstein couldn’t find”.
I’m fairly certain I’m going to start every day of the rest of my life with this video.
This reminds me of the dating video in Singles… When the “Come to Debby country” girl asks about the guy doing her video.
HE’S ONLY THE NEXT MARTIN SCORE-SEZ!!
“Pardon me, but I m a famous actor that just won the worldwide acting championships of all time. What can you do….for me?”
“Tell me……Have you ever been acting good……on MARS?”
“That IS ‘next level’ “
STAR WIPE!!!
I think that guy was on a skateboard and hanging onto a truck tailgate, a la Marty McFly, while some dude sitting in the bed filmed him. CHILL!
Wait? Candle Eye Productions? Isn’t that implying that their videos are so bad you want to burn off your retinas or something?
I’m glad I don’t live in LA.
MY favorite part is when the opening shot lasted only 3 seconds longer than his ongboard would go, and also imagining how many takes that took for him while still looking chill.
hey candle eye.. the nineties called.. they want their whole thing back..
GREGJOHNSON ALERT! But the last paragraph is totally in your ‘style’ Gabe. And I love you, you are one of the greatest writers online
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XpZvzN8vUc
UMMMMMM.
Wowww, how did you find that? It’s worse than I could’ve imagined.
listen here you nazi, that’s the response of an idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11