I CAAAN’T HEEEEAAR YOOOOU! HOW WILL ZACH KNOW IF YOU ARE READY FOR THE ZACH ATTACK IF YOU DON’T INFOOORRRM HIMMM? PLEASE SPEAK A LITTLE MORE CLEEAARLYYYYYYY. ARE YOU READY OR NOOOOOOT? (Via BuzzFeed.)
PS: Zach and Child Weatherman would be unstoppable.
There’s only room in my heart for one Zack Attack
Holy Re-purposed Generational Iconography, Batman!
If your name is Zack (and any spelling of it), are you obligated to name anything you do “Zack Attack”? Because people should stop that.
YouTube: Where your embarrassing childhood videos come back to get you.
Aww, you weren’t that bad!
I hear chewing aspirin can lessen the severity of a Zach attack.
Awe, I LOVE that he awkwardly introduced Lacey and Shelby at the end.
And the audience was cursed to keep rocking, never to stop, for the rest of their lives.
I feel like my mom whenever she would say that my high school’s theater productions were practically professional, but those kids were really good dancers, right??? They should be on, like, a Disney show or something!!
I can’t believe this video was 5 minutes long.
I was ready for SF’s Chalk Tape when they announced it a month ago, but I JUST GOT IT WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME (I BLAME MYSELF) :/
When I was in high school, I once taped a 4-H talent show for the head of our 4-H. (I was super cool) The acts I remember included a string quartet that played Vivaldi, a group of girls that danced to “Faded” by Soul Decision, and a kid that did a cringe-inducing dramatic reading of something by Dr. Seuss. Zack would have blown them all out of the water with his awesome dance moves and positive attitude.
I feel like I can see him thinking 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 in his dancing
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