I CAAAN’T HEEEEAAR YOOOOU! HOW WILL ZACH KNOW IF YOU ARE READY FOR THE ZACH ATTACK IF YOU DON’T INFOOORRRM HIMMM? PLEASE SPEAK A LITTLE MORE CLEEAARLYYYYYYY. ARE YOU READY OR NOOOOOOT? (Via BuzzFeed.)

PS: Zach and Child Weatherman would be unstoppable.

Comments (15)
  1. There’s only room in my heart for one Zack Attack

  2. YouTube: Where your embarrassing childhood videos come back to get you.

  3. 2004??!?!?!???!

  4. LittleMidgets.com??!?!?! Really???!?!

  5. I hear chewing aspirin can lessen the severity of a Zach attack.

  6. Awe, I LOVE that he awkwardly introduced Lacey and Shelby at the end.

  7. And the audience was cursed to keep rocking, never to stop, for the rest of their lives.

  8. I feel like my mom whenever she would say that my high school’s theater productions were practically professional, but those kids were really good dancers, right??? They should be on, like, a Disney show or something!!

  9. I can’t believe this video was 5 minutes long.

  10. I was ready for SF’s Chalk Tape when they announced it a month ago, but I JUST GOT IT WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME (I BLAME MYSELF) :/

  11. When I was in high school, I once taped a 4-H talent show for the head of our 4-H. (I was super cool) The acts I remember included a string quartet that played Vivaldi, a group of girls that danced to “Faded” by Soul Decision, and a kid that did a cringe-inducing dramatic reading of something by Dr. Seuss. Zack would have blown them all out of the water with his awesome dance moves and positive attitude.

  12. I feel like I can see him thinking 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 in his dancing

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