It’s always a little uncomfortable when you’re hanging out with friends and one of them corners you to talk about something a bit too personal, because you want to be a good friend and listen and offer whatever insights you can give, but also you want to be a normal human and say, “I don’t particularly want to hear about the weird thing your body did while you were in that girl’s bathroom,” or whatever. (I don’t know, I’ve never talked to a friend?) But imagine instead of a friend it’s Ke$ha, and instead of hanging out she’s talking to BBC Radio 1 about her new MTV show My Crazy Beautiful Life, and instead of cornering you a blogger read it and now that blogger is forcing you to read it too because if that blogger has to be thrown down this pee hole to hell, you’re coming with her. From Us:

Talking about the show in a recent interview with BBC Radio 1, the “Die Young” singer, 25, revealed some of what fans can expect to see on the show, which was filmed by her brother, Lagan Sebert, over a two-and-a-half-year period. (Sebert is a journalist.)

“We didn’t know what we were doing per se, but it’s my little brother and he’s my best friend,” the star told the station. “He got me wasted at 6 a.m….He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see — [me] making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of aeroplanes, swimming with sharks…”

(Sebert is a pee journalist.) Cooooooool brother! Little brothers can be so weird. It’s like one day they’re getting you drunk at 6AM in order to film it for MTV and the next day they’re like, “When we play Mario Kart, this time I want to be Toad,” and you’re like, “BUT I’M ALWAYS TOAD.” One day they’re filming you make out with dudes and DRINK YOUR OWN PEE with no other explanation given, and the next day they’re off to college and it’s like, when did they even get so old? Little weirdos. So, uh, sorry about this story! I hope your day is going well!

Comments (18)
  1. I had always said about Kesha that she looks like a person who would smell like pee, so this makes perfect sense actually. If I had never read this, I feel like I would still know that Kesha drinks her own pee.

  2. I’m just surprised he had to get her drunk first in order for her to drink her own pee.

  3. Welp, now I am going to be cornering a friend at a party to talk about the all too personal story of the time I was sitting in my cubicle at work and my penis retracted itself up into my body.

  4. Ke$ha doesn’t seem like the outdoorsy type, but maybe she was in some sort of Man V. Wild situation? Benefit of the doubt, here.

  5. Think your bro’s trying to murder you, Ke$ha.

  6. Great. Now every time I see the thumbnail for that House of Cards story, THIS is what I’m going to be thinking about. Wonderful.

  7. What’s Up With MTV may as well be a segment on some blog.

    Seriously, who is their programming manager? This show sounds like a terrible idea.

  8. I like how her list of things that were filmed starts off with the trashy things you would expect from Ke$ha and ends up as things from a James Bond movie.

  9. She should change the dollar sign in her name to the women’s restroom symbol.

  10. “He got me wasted at 6 a.m….He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see — [me] making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of aeroplanes, swimming with sharks…”

    That sounds like one hell of a morning. I need to brush my teeth and take a nap just reading this. I’ve got nothing else.

    • When does she get to the list of things we want to see?

      • I bet that is what the ellipses hides. I bet it is just a bunch of baby wombats riding around on baby seals and robots with jetpacks having lightsaber duels and Idris Elba by a pile of puppies and Christina Hendricks and Tilda Swinton and Scarlett Johansson bowling while James McAvoy and Bennedict Cumberbatch make tiny sandwiches for Jennifer Lawrence. Also, froggy fresh is there.

  11. P.S. good job Ke$ha for using the British spelling of airplanes for your BBC interview.

  12. I wonder if they show her making any music worth listening to during this time period?

  13. I hate when someone else is Toad in Mariokart, but I think Yoshi is a close-enough second choice.

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