“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my super sad case.”

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  1. If Donald Trump and Bill Maher played a game to see who could be the worst, Trump would obviously win, but I don’t think it’d be a total blowout.

  2. I used to know a few people who idolized the Donald. I’d like to think that at least some of them were turned off by how aggressive and blatant his racism is, coupled with his skin that is apparently thinner than a single coat of paint. Lots of people still watch the Apprentice, though, so I could be hoping for too much here.

  3. An orangutan is way too good looking to be his dad.

  4. first world problems?

  5. I don’t think a birth certificate proves anything. It’s just a name scribbled on a piece of paper. Animals can have people names, too.

  6. If Trump forces this to go to trial, Maher’s lawyers should demand an exhumation and DNA sample from Trump’s deceased father. Let them all play a game of “How Far Can I Take This?”

  7. I will pay Donald Trump a billion dollars if he shuts up and never ever ever ever ever ever speaks in public again. And that counts signs too, or notes. Or flag semaphore, or ventriloquism, or whispering to someone else to have them say his bullshittery. Pretty much, no donald trump ever again until one of us dies.

  8. Whoa. I’m pretty sure he gets his orange hair from dip-dyeing it with Tang.

    I’m going to say he was happy to hand over the birth certificate because everybody was looking for an orangutan parent and not the Loch Ness monster. Trump has Scottish ancestry, right? He should just jump back in the lake that birthed him. Or any lake honestly.

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