Who is better at playing music, horses or people? Take your time with this one. I know many of you are probably inclined to shout, “HORSES! Obviously horses. This is stupid, what a waste of time, I guess I’ll just go back to working” but what if I told you that the human was playing music through a cabbage? That makes it interesting, doesn’t it! You can’t quickly dismiss a horse as being a better musician than a man if you’re aware that the man is playing music through a cabbage. It also might also help to know that the human in this particular battle is playing “Amazing Grace,” which might not sound like the most challenging song until you pit it against what the horse is playing: “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” Hah! Only the easiest song in the book! Ridiculous. “But still, I’m sure the horse’s musicianship is much better than the man’s. Judging musicians is not all based on the difficulty of the piece they’re performing, you know that.” You’re right! I do have to give you that one, which is why I’m going to show you the videos of each and let you be the judge for yourself!

Horse Plays “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” On Recorder

Man Plays “Amazing Grace” On Cabbage

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Comments (10)
  1. I’ll take the hit on this one.

    That cabbage playing is not a sweet sound. Much too fibery.

  2. I voted for the horse, but let’s get real – the man is doing half the work, and it is still almost unbearable.

    • Are you kidding me?? That horse isn’t even doing anything special, it’s just breathing through its nose, which is what horses do. I will take min with cabbage any day!

  3. I know who lost: my ears!

  4. In the argument for horses being superior musicians, I submit this for your consideration:

  5. Cabbage Head is a different man, but once offered to send me a plate of fries or give me the cash equivalent.

  6. I say deeezzz nutzz……sorry, I don’t know where that came from.

  7. Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is… this post made me laugh so hard.

  8. upto I looked at the bank draft of $5001, I be certain that my neighbours mother truley receiving money in there spare time from there new laptop.. there friends cousin started doing this for only about fourteen months and as of now paid for the dept on their place and got a new Maserati. read more at……… BIT40.ℂOℳ

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