Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup (“she just stopped talking to me”) in a way that was, I guess, more “too soon” than “TMI,” but it’s like my Grandma always told me: “After a breakup, try to stay off network TV for at least three weeks”:

:( :( :( . In Lindsay’s defense, Ellen didn’t talk to her like she was a two year old child, she talked to her like she was a two month old puppy.

Comments (24)
  1. david  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +14

    ah shucks…ellen is such a good person. it seems to me like E is telling her DO WHAT I DID, GET THE F OUT OF HERE FOR A LITTLE!

    and those arms….

  2. Honestly though, what else WOULD she talk about? The fact that her career and life are going down the shitter?

  3. A two-month-old puppy with muscular dystrohpy? Those ARMS!

  4. That poor girl. Her future E! THS should be shown in anti-drug classes.

  5. poor lindsay  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +11

    the laughs! the akward, hahaha I’m totaly ok laughs only serve to emphasise how not ok she is. It’s like, hahaha, oh the restraining order, isn’t that funny! we are totaly still friends, except for the restraining order.

    Her arms are truly disturbing. Linsday Lohan is a 40 year old stuck in an 80 year old’s body.

  6. zach  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +4

    lindsay sounds like my grandma.

    • Everyone always mentions the crunchy-voice thing, but her little sister has it, too, so I think it’s genetic. The smoking and rough lifestyle I mean is genetic.

  7. Might be your best headline ever, Lindsay. Kudos!

    Also, she needs to get in for-real, in patient rehab or hang in the Caribbean for a year and get her shit together.

  8. I can’t watch this. I can’t watch any of this. I don’t have the fortitude to watch somebody’s life just crumble.

  9. yomomma  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 -4

    Ellen was totally hitting on her. All she was thinking was nom. nom. nom.

  10. 1. a) Holy shit, how hard does Lindsay party? Is it every minute of every day? Is her life seriously one drawn out party?
    b) Is it considered a party if it’s with tears? (Because you know she’s the type of girl who pouts at the table, does blow, cries when it sobers her and then bitches about how she’ll never find true love in bathrooms.)
    2. Maybe it’s obvious, but WHY IS SHE BEING INTERVIEWED? Does she have a movie finally? Is she promoting a memoir on her hard knock life? Why!

    I just want answers :(

  11. gerber  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +1

    Can I just say that Lindsay Lohan whistle-stopping Ellen’s junction is something I wouldn’t mind at all. Is that wrong?

  12. I feel genuine pain for her. if this is just another loljk from her, I’m going to be pissed.

  13. sc  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +8

    oy…usually i enjoy a good train wreck, but this just made super sad. she needs to get some hobbies, like joining up with her sister to bring her parents back together or something… cus this? this is NOT working. also, ellen, wtf? i’m not asking, but…i’m asking.

  14. elelevato  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +7

    Where does her money come from these days? I can’t imagine that Mean Girls residuals carry that much weight. It’s still fascinating how Hollywood just eats up kids and spits them out with a coke habit, no way of communicating with people on a normal level, and body issues. Won’t someone think of the children?!

    • s. palin  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +8

      there are child actors who manage to grow up pretty well adjusted (jodie foster, natalie portman, dakota fanning). dina lohan was the last person on the planet to know that her daughter had a drug problem, said she looked “fantastic” the first time she had a drastic, clearly unhealthy drop in body weight, etc. seems more like piss poor parenting than anything else to me.

  15. sarah palin  |   Posted on Apr 23rd, 2009 +2

    god she looks so disgusting. it must suck ass to have such self esteem problems that even when you’re incredibly naturally beautiful you still feel the need to cock it up with nasty self tanner and unnecessary weight loss. and stupidity.

  16. You know what? Prior to this interview, i actually thought she was just this big huge attention whore like every other pop star. And okay, i still think that a little. But now it’s like…. this girl just has a effed up life and is from effed up circumstances and is just lashing out in every way imaginable like most people with trouble tend to do. And okay, we all wish we had her problems to complain about, being rich and what not. But all the same you guys. Lindsay Lohan needs a hug.
    (either that or Lindsay Lohan just earned an oscar on Ellen)

  17. “I thought this would be funny, but it’s actually kind of sad.”

  18. I like when Ellen tries to plant a seed that Lindsay should go away. “Do you want to go away? When I had a public break up, I went away and hibernated for three years. Do you feel the same way? Do you think you should go and get away from it all? Do you want to get away? GO AWAY LINDSAY! GOOOO AWWWWAAAAYYYY.”

  19. Jebus girl, eat a cheeseburger! Those arms make me want to cry. And she is still trying to play like she’s not doing coke anymore? Give me a break.

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