The only reason that kid wasn’t hoisted onto the crowd’s shoulders and carried through town in a day-long parade like a goddamned king is because there wasn’t anyone there. Otherwise, though, like, if they had been? Uh, all hail this kid for sure. (Via SayOMG.)

Comments (14)
  1. He didn’t even dribble. WALK!!!!

  2. Damn, the Lakers should scoop this kid up! #sportsburn

  3. “Hey dad, what did you name that video that you took of me?”

    “I called it Basketball Fail, son.”

    • …10 years pass…

      “Hello son. So what are you calling this latest….’piece’?”

      [lifts decapitated bird body with Larry Bird action figure head stapled to the neck and gazes at it longingly] “Fatherhood Fail”

      *and the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…*

    • I am laughing out loud at this comment and will probably show it to my fiance later.

  4. That kid is NEVER gonna play football for Notre Dame.

  5. True fact: I am good at basketball and made the all stars up to high school every year. I stopped playing in High School so I could swim – couldn’t do both.

  6. This works pretty well as a metaphor for my life.

  7. Nice shot, Haverford.

  8. Before this became a basketball fail, it was a running fail. That is a seriously indoor kid (takes one to know one).

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