It’s all fun and games until you find out the old singing white guy on YouTube du jour is on the registered sex offender list. What’s next, the business card guy is actually an asshole? (Thanks for the tips raining on our parade, Eliot and Jason!)
i’m going to go take a shower now.
i knew that i felt eye raped for a reason.
Why are you surprised?
I will no longer watch this creepy video now that I know the creepy guy is even creepier than I originally thought.
It’s all face orchestras and 30 Rock themes until someone gets raped.
This is what I get for trying internet dating.
Oh no! I wished he was my grandpa and he is a registered sex offender for sexual battery of a minor in 1987?! Goddamnit. I am a terrible judge of grandpas. This is terrible news, just terrible.
I feel like someone just told me that Santa doesn’t exist.
It’s more like Santa touching your no-no zone.
It’s more like Santa touching your no-no zone and then posting YouTube clips of himself being unapologetically creepy, as if this is appropriate behavior for a pederast Santa Claus.
Or South Pole
Weird Al should tackle this one “pretty woman/take a ride in my van?/pretty woman/ I’ve got wandering hands”.
just a thought.
but really, on some level, didn’t we all know?
also how was this figured out?
oh god oh god watch the Pretty Woman video again now that you know this. auuuggh
or this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4BRuqqlMRQ actually the joke is solely in the title.
This is absolutely hilarious. After all the comments to the effect of “lol i bet hez a rapeist lmfao!!1″, everyone’s suddenly disappointed and uncomfortable that he actually is.
The sad death of an idiotic internet meme by way of crushing realization that it’s a dark, cruel planet indifferent to the futilely insulated existence of YouTube commentators – this made my day.
i posted a comment on all the videos with this link and he deleted them like..almost instantaneously. he must just be watching his videos 24/7. so creepy
Hahaha oh my god… check out his newest video. He’s shirtless and making funny noises, so it’s totally appropriate for this conversation.
New face of nightmares and shattered laughter
Well, I can die and go to Hell now.
You’re already there.
That new video of his is beyond disconcerting. And when the “little lady” comes in… wow, this guy should be monitored to ensure no repeat offences.
After seeing you guys refer to that old man and sweet and similar to your grandpa…I just laughed myself silly! lololol.
I am so uncomfortable right now.
“Sometimes I think the internet loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Well, to be fair, that statement was never remotely true. But .
yeah, this made me pretty upset. i also just found out this guy who used to work at the starbucks in my hometown was charged with “carnal knowledge of a minor aged 13-15,” and that a former (?) “producer/distributor/financier” of child pornography lives a few miles away.
OH GOD UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE
it’s always the ones you most suspect..
“Eight year-olds, Dude.”
This explains the missing tooth.
this is like in indiana jones (temple o’ doom) when they rip the guys heart out. thanks the kali-ma’ing me……….
This guy ruined the 30 Rock theme song for me. I was watching 30 Rock and had his creepy face in my head when the theme song came on. Damn him!
of course it’s florida
What’s a Pederast, Walter?
Well, HE’LL be your sweet daddy bear.
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