
Oh, Benedict. This still from the upcoming Julian Assange biopic The Fifth Estate has been making the rounds lately, as it should, and my goodness is it ever unflattering. Our boy! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BEAUTIFUL BOY?! Let’s take a break from trying to reconcile our deep love for Benny with the fact that a blond wig could possibly change everything and try to CAPTION THIS STILL!
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a free Men In Black neuralyzer flash. (Thanks for the tip, everybody!)
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OH, so this IS A prequel FOR THIS dude?
COOL movie, GUYS.
No it’s actually a movie about Julian SANDS…

I didn’t know it until now, but I need to see a remake of A Room With a View starring B.Cumbs. Maybe in space? Star Trek Into a SpaceRoom With a View?
Speaking of which, my mind was blown recently when I discovered that Lestrade from Sherlock played Freddy Honeychurch.
I was not aware of that. MInd blown.
WAS ORIGINALLY going to GO FOR MK MOVIE RAIDEN reference. OUR BRAINS are N’SYNC.
This is truly the darkest timeline.
All I can see is Blonde Snape.
Serverus Snape (because computers?)
And like much of the info Julian Assange leaked, this photo should never have seen the light of day.
I’d still hit that.
He’d hit you first.
Check out Goldileaks over here.
Pictured: Thom Yorke and Jeff Tweedy circa mid 90′s.
That’s when they had their little known side project: Blonde Bedhead
julian assange’s boyfriend’s facial hair is really flattering
We’re going to need a smaller couch.
Dear Gobblegirl,
I love this comment. Love is forever fan love you.
- Summer
I’m so happy you’ve returned!!
Cumberbotched (haircut).
“This week I think I’ll try playing a *blonde* narcissistic sociopath.”
“Don’t worry man, the ladies will forget about it in time”
“And the award for Most Halfhearted Malfoy/Potter Cosplay goes to…”
This one is my favourite because he is so very obviously channeling a sneering pureblood someone of the Malfoy family.
Your British spelling lends your opinion irrefutable authority, if I may say so.
This is what I imagine Cabbage Patch Kids look like when they grow up.
AHHH, it’s Daniel Bruhl. Of Goodbye Lenin fame.
Sorry, other ladies of videogum, but Benedict is not the handsomest in this photo.
Agreed!
“Erroneous” doesn’t even begin to cover it…
srsly, that’s why benedict looks so awful. it’s not the wig, it’s the bruhl proximity.
You have great taste
WHERE IS YOUR FAINTING COUCH NOW?!
These two? Just a couple of wikifreaks, amirite?
It is said that when Aslan was shorn, his golden mane turned dry and yellow as it fell to the ground. None knew what became of it after that, until now: this Spectre gathered it up and fled with it back to the shadows. And look now, it wears the brittle mane upon its head. Do not be deceived, my friends. This is a false Aslan.
Well, that’s one way to stop a leak.
Dosen’t matter. I will still swoon!
Canadian transvestite and friend observe statue.
Daniel Bruhl is seen here consoling Benedict Cumberbath after losing the Scarlett Johansen drag constest to Christopher Walken.
WOOF
JULIAN ASSANGE, IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH AN ASSHOLE THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED.
Ugh they look like Lucius Malfoy and a LOLcat with glasses.
bonerkill
If this one doesn’t get you excited, ladies, just wait for his starring role in Polanski! The Musical.
damn you FB connect!
Computer nerds should really stop taking their style cues from Hackers.
http://www.hotflick.net/pictures/big/995HAC_Jonny_Lee_Miller_064.html
Computer nerds should really stop taking their style ques from Hackers
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