It’s actually weird it took this long. Was it the flu? Is everyone OK? How about that flu?!

Here’s a fun game you can play: it is called “where do you do your Jesse Pinkman impersonation?” Hopefully not in front of your family or any young children. I do mine in the car when I discover that I have been getting particularly good mileage! Then I am just like, “Yeah, bitch!” This whole thing reminds me of how my stepdad used to love doing his Chappelle Show Rick James impersonation at brunch, which, you know, classic stepdad, except he even went the extra mile and cleaned it up so that his impression was just “I’m Rick James!” Hahaha. We have fun, guys. Get well soon.

Comments (13)
  1. Huh, I never noticed he said that so much.

  2. When I do a really good job at finishing my dinner. That’s mine.

  3. I only do it to my friends. And my dad. And my girlfriend. Oh yeah and my sister, my mom, my housemates, my close coworkers, my dog, my cat, my exes, my ex-best friends, in line at a Dunkin Donuts (Give me my bagel, bitch!), and when I’m getting treated poorly at a Shaw’s or Stop N’ Shop.

    Jesse Pinkman has changed my life for the better.

  4. Thanks for the get well wishes, Gabe! I don’t have the flu, but I am at home sick for the second day in a row. It has been very boring. Sleep sleep sleep. Cough cough cough. Repeat. Worry about all of the stuff I have to do when I go back to work. Why does my head feel like a cloudy mess? Time for more sleep!

  5. I do it when I fart but don’t poop my pants.

  6. Um, can your stepdad be a Monster soon, Gabe? I’d like to hear more of his witty Chappelle Show comments.

  7. I want him to call me bitch (sexually).

  8. See Gabe, a good narrative CAN be pieced together from found footage.

  9. I’m on day 3 of hanging at home with a kid who has the flu. Luckily, it’s only a fever. Unluckily, he feels fine so I hear lots of bitching all day about what he’d rather be doing. Kind of makes me want to drop a few bitches of my own.

  10. “I’m going to marry that guy.” – Kelly Conaboy.

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