1. A human witch. You’d be scared at first but then she would say, “I’m here to grant you one wish.” And you’d say, “Oh, that is great! I thought you were going to do something scary!” And she would wait for your wish, and once you wished it she would grant it but it wouldn’t turn out exactly the way you intended it to and after you threw her in the garbage you’d think, “I guess she was kind of a bad witch after all.”
2. Jesse from Breaking Bad, and he’d be so handsome even though he was covered in egg goo.
3. The chicken who LAID THE EGG. How’d she do it?!
4. A frying pan. For a second you’d think, “Wait, did this come out of the egg, or did I just have it under the egg because I intended to fry the egg.” And you never really figure it out, but you’re thinking that you probably just had it there the whole time.
5. A bunch of new clothes and they all fit perfectly and are much nicer than clothes you would’ve picked out for yourself.

To be fair, though, another whole egg is fairly surprising as well. This guy is seems very surprised even though he shot the whole thing on video anyway, and why did he shoot a video if he didn’t know that what came out of the egg was going to be surprising? Does he film a video every time he opens an egg in case a surprise comes out? Is his wife’s phone full of egg videos? “Ugh, JUST A YOLK. AGAIN.” “Oh, Steve.” IS THIS VIDEO REAL OR FAKEGG? JK WHO CARES #IWANTTOBELIEVE (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (25)
  1. Jesus because Easter.

  2. Babies having babies.

  3. I am not sure why they went in this direction for Inception II, but so it goes I guess.

  4. Is this how Russian nesting dolls were created?

  5. “eggs come from a chicken not a bunny, dummy” – beastie boys

  6. Cher’s closet from Clueless.

  7. A Golden Ticket! You know, from Willie Wonka!

  8. A shark would be pretty surprising.

  9. A tiny tophat and cane.

  10. If I was inside that egg it wouldn’t have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot of yolk and then me saying, ‘It’s okay, we’re going to have a nice shell-free scramble’ – Mark Wahlbegg

  11. A Cadbury Creme Egg

  12. I would say Tilda Swinton, but on some level that is totally expected.

  13. I’m in love wif hees acceeent. Aren’t I?

  14. A few ideas:
    -Bacon
    -An old R&B song
    -A black hole

  15. I really like this video because 1. I like the egg holder contraption he’s got! and 2. I was terrified something way worse was about to come out of that egg. Clearly I’m not the guy to go to horror movies with.

  16. J’Koko

  17. Whoa wait, I need someone who knows more about eggs than I do to 1) tell me if this is real and if so 2) explain how an egg not only has a full non baby chicken in it (aka the “eggs” we eat AND another egg with a shell that also has a full yolk/egg in it!

    Bored minds need to know.

    • It is real. I don’t know how or why, but there’s a smattering of articles online and I am reading an article in the British Medical Journal on the topic from 1885 right now! Internet, you are a delight.

  18. The Chicken Lady from Kids In The Hall.

  19. That is one rad egg holder thingie at the beginning of this video.

  20. What about the hen that laid that egg?? Oh God, I hope she’s ok….

  21. Eggs, all the way down.

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