First of all, Zac Efron, relax. You’re not even in focus. They were clearly trying to photograph the man behind you and then you had to dramatic chipmunk your way into the picture, as USUAL. But, OK, that is a good headline, so let’s just get into it. From the New York Post (via FilmDrunk):

Zac Efron was mortified to be caught hanging out at “Fantasy World” sex shop in NYC yesterday – even though he was just filming scenes for his new movie, “Are We Officially Dating.” When he realized a photographer had caught a picture of him surrounded by an array of glowing dildos, Efron immediately halted shooting and rushed out to chase down the pap.

“Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures,” an eyewitness tells Page Six exclusively. “He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.” The photog refused, so his reps were quick to publicize the news that it was simply a scene for the upcoming romantic comedy.

Wait. What? I guess if Zac Efron had rented out Fantasy World all for himself, beginning of Sweet Home Albama style, and was caught shopping for a “glowing” engagement dildo to propose to his own butt, then maybe it would make sense that he didn’t want his “young fans” seeing a photo of that. At the very least, it would be embarrassing. Their (his and his own butt) special moment ruined by the PAPS! But if it’s just a scene from his movie, then aren’t his young fans going to see him in the movie? In a sex shop? Talking to the toys? (I assume that is what the scene entails. A pair of pasties explaining why they don’t tip in restaurants.) Also, uh, this part:

But this isn’t the first time Efron has been caught in a similar situation: Back in 2008 he and then-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were photographed shopping for a blow-up sheep sex doll in Los Angeles.

A BLOW-UP SHEEP SEX DOLL? This article is WAY too casual about that detail. If I was in charge of the news, this article would be 50,000 words longer. It would start out almost exactly the same, but when we got to the blow-up sheep sex doll, it would turn into a Pulitzer Prize winning exploration of what the hell that is even. But I am not in charge of the news. I am barely even in charge of my own life. It is time to start making some lists. For me and Mr. Efron. 2013 is our year, Zac!

Comments (13)
  1. I’m not even kidding about this comment. These are two of my greatest loves combined!!! Zac is in my top five celebrity crushes (because I am in seventh grade), and it has always been a dream of mine to own a sheep farm. NOT for sexy purposes, though. I just really love sweaters.

  2. There’s nothing on Efron’s wiki page about a sheep sex doll. I’m very disappointed.

  3. Wait….you mean to tell me a blow up sheep sex doll ISN’T something everyone owns? Asking for a friend.

  4. I subscribe to the Fight Club airport scene dildo etiquette. Never imply ownership. Use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

  5. This guy is an out of control sex beast. Shopping for blow-up sheep dolls, hanging out with glowing dildos, dropping condoms on the red carpet… ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, EFRON.

  6. “Guys, please don’t let my appearance in a sex shop dull my reputation in the eyes of my young fans who have already seen me drop a condom on the red carpet and Nicole Kidman piss on me in The Paperboy. Oh, an let’s not forget that I was the recipient of full frontal nude photos of an underage Vanessa Hudgens that somehow mysteriously made it onto the Internet.” — Zac Efron, keeping it clean.

  7. Well damn, my weekly trip to Fantasy World didn’t coincide with Zac Efron’s. Maybe next time.

  8. First of all, I love the use of “Dramatic Chipmunk” as a verb, and secondly I super love that Gabe referenced the first scene of Sweet Home Alabama totes casually.

  9. Relax, techno zefron. Those are clearly work dildos. I bet they’re tax deductible and everything. Also, how old are his fans now? I mean, High School Musical seems like it came out elevently billion years ago, so his fans are probably old enough to know about the existence of dildos unless it is some weird poorly kept secret.


    *a sentence I hoped I would never type.

  10. Also though, Efron, Are We Officially Dating sounds like a totally great movie that you have no cause to be embarrassed about.

  11. I’m more worried about his gross hair and Jersey Shore tan, to be honest.

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