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OH NO, SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO MATTHEW PERRY’S HAND! Tragic news. Somehow, though, I don’t think it’s what he says happened to it. From Yahoo!:
The actor admits he spends days on end glued to the screen playing war games on his XBox, ruining the muscles and tendons in his hand.
Perry says, “I play a lot of video games a lot of XBox 360. I played Fall Out 3 so often I had to go to a hand doctor. I used my hand too much and had to get injections in it.”
Yeah, no. Nope. Matthew Perry did not hurt his hand by playing videogames. So, how did he hurt his hand?
- He picked up a bag of cocaine that was too heavy.
- He masturbated too many Thai prostitutes without taking a break.
- He sprained it writing a check to his dog’s masseuse
- He wore bitter-cold conducting solid gold gloves all winter
- He searches for casting calls on Craigslist without an ergonomic mouse and keyboard
Oh God, I just realized: what if Matthew Perry did hurt his hand playing videogames? I mean, he didn’t. We all know that’s just publicist-code for “he had cosmetic hand reduction surgery due to too many caviar smoothies.” But if he did hurt his hand playing videogames, that is perhaps the 
joke of all.
(Thanks for the tip, Edith.)
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I am shorter than the rest!
That shit has been like that for awhile. Totatlly noticed it on an old Friends episode before.
exactly what i was about to say. according to imdb, due to an “unfortunate door shutting incident in nursery school”.
According to IMDB, Matthew is “Missing part of his middle finger on his right hand, this is due to an unfortunate door-shutting accident in nursery school.”
I wonder if According to IMDB, Matthew is “Missing part of his middle finger on his right hand, this is due to an unfortunate door-shutting accident in nursery school.”?
I don’t even know why your comment has a negative score. This made me burst into laughter.
Aw, thanks! I was just being a dick because the comment above me was left 4 times, but the duplicates have since been deleted, making me seem like even more of a dick.
He searches for casting calls on Craigslist without an ergonomic mouse and keyboard = Zing-of-the-Day
“Could I be anymore zinged?”
it’s because he’s secretly Gary Burghoff’s son
i heard he was a leper
What happened to Matthew Perry’s face?
Why does that bear have a negative pregnancy test in its mouth? Get better soon, teddy!
I love the caviar smoothies! But they are bad for you?
yeah, his hand has been like that for years. is it not cool to like matthew perry? because i kind of love him.
Eww his finger looks like the finger of the jerk step brother in Teeth.
gabe how could you not point out the direct parallel to the joystick “claw” he had on that friends ep?
“He masturbated too many Thai prostitutes without taking a break.”
How the hell do you masturbate someone else?
God, you’re stupid.
With your hand, idiot.
Um, when you pet a sweet lady’s kitty, it’s technically masturbating her. Wow. If that arrow is missing from your foreplay quiver, you’re not working with too much there, are you?
You know when I noticed that Matt Perry was first missing part of his finger? When I saw him on tv in the ’80s. You’re late, Gabe.
matthew perry was in kinder garten and got it slammed in the classroom door some how, and the accident sliced off a piece of his finger. it was in an interview video.
matthew perry was in kinder garten and got it slammed in the classroom door some how, and the accident sliced off a piece of his finger. it was in an interview video.
matthew perry was in kinder garten and got it slammed in the classroom door some how, and the accident sliced off a piece of his finger. it was in an interview video.
This article is so stupid!! He’s missing that part of his finger due to an accident in preschool.. Cut him a break!