I WOULD HATE TO HEAR WHAT ANY OF THE OTHER STEPS ARE AND ALSO WHAT MOST OF THIS STEP IS. #NeverTrustAFart

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  1. Man, some people can really talk shit.

  2. I stopped at “soft peanut butter.”

    • I made it to a guy searched for 5 years to find the perfect bowel movement and the one about the lady who only pooped six times a year! At least it’s more than once a quarter!

    • Does he mean creamy? Because I’m trying to figure out what “hard peanut butter” would be.

  3. I just watched all 25 minutes of the Suni William’s Space Station post from a few days ago and was filled with so much awe and wonder about where we are in the world and how far we advanced and how cool everything is.

    Then I watched this.
    Yep. ’bout sums us up.

  4. Now THAT’S the vest of a man who’s fecally obsessed.

  5. There are a lot of things about this video that I don’t understand, but this guy’s resemblance to Rush Limbaugh is really freaking me out.

  6. Now I really want to know what the lady who only pooped 6 times a year did for a living. You can’t leave us hanging like that, video!

    • She was a professional pooper. This problem ruined her career. She was completely black balled in the pooper community.

      I just did a quick Google search to confirm, but I think that is the first time that sentence has ever been written ever in the history of the English language.

  7. If poop is bubbling out of the ground, I think step two should be Replace Your Septic Tank.

  8. Hot fecal matter = THE PARTY IS OVER.

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