This makes me want a puppy, and this makes me want a talking Jesus doll:

I can’t believe this has existed for months and nobody told me until today. The talking Jesus doll is available on Amazon for $19.95. Puppy not included. (Thanks for the tip, Sarah!)

Come forth, little puppy, and let me dine on thy young puppy meat ...
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Comments (13)
  1. That’s pretty much my childhood right there.

  2. I love this. Jesus sounds uncannily like HAL.

    By the way, have you guys noticed that whenever Da Cake Eatur is unaccountably absent… so is An American Patriot?

  3. It’s like watching a little puppy exorcism.

  4. Obviously the puppy is the antichrist.

  5. Everyone should be afraid of the almighty Jesus…

  6. Marcus  |   Posted on Apr 16th, 2009

    Pretty much the reception Jesus got.

  7. Wouldn’t it have been cool if Jesus had a really high nasal voice?

  8. Holy shit. Stephen Hawking is going to be PISSED when he sees this.

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