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This viral video has made a sudden resurgence this week: Bill O’Reilly introduces a breathless Inside Edition segment about how Nintendo and the mysterious Mario Brothers are taking over America with more gadgets, gizmos, and zappers than you can shake a joystick at:
I wonder what Howard Phillips, the “Fun Club” President is doing today. (Via The Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Blog.)
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and nostalgia sets in… now
ha ha ha
some questions just have no answers.
I think The Wizard knows just who the Mario Brothers are.
Nothing says “Fun Club” President like a bright red bow tie.
To answer your question, the “Fun Club” President today is busy fulfilling his duties as my boyfriend.
hardware units!
I’m going to go punch in Google now and try to pull up another internet web blog site.
and I’d KILL for that sweatshirt @ 1:48 – unironically.
All your bases are belonging to us?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Phillips_(Nintendo)
I love that cheats and walkthroughs used to be obtained at a freakin’ call center.
and can you see the Hate in BillO’s eyes when he’s talking about children at the end? He’s going to explode from saccharine poisoning.
Mario and Luigi are not identical at all. Luigi is much taller and thinner.
Ron Leingang is my porn name
The mullet is my porn hairdo
I totally knew about the 99 1up at the end of level 3-1. You know how much pussy that didn’t get me?
did anyone ever call one of those hotlines?
wasn’t it like $4 a minute or something crazy? totally worth it though I guess…
only if you got to talk to ron leingang
I think this Nintendo fad is here to stay.
Dollars to donuts that whole piece was produced by Nintendo’s PR agency.
The 80s must have been a magical place.
This also reminded me how much the movie really pissed me off! Jesus! It was all wrong!
Check me out at 3:13, ladies!
I was waiting for the “fuck it, fucking thing sucks!!”
“to play us out. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN “TO PLAY US OUT”?”
maybe o’reilly was still confused about the nintendo segment that day.
Everything is Terrible!
This is bullshit. You don’t need 12 heart container’s to get the “magical sword”
First its the master sword, second: read my faq http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/file/563433/42006
Also, if you had trouble with lincoln logs you may honestly have a neurological disorder when it comes to organizing small spatial objects.
“Also, if you had trouble with lincoln logs you may honestly have a neurological disorder when it comes to organizing small spatial objects.”
hehehehehehehe
Man did we have some great hairdos back then.
“They are the best of what’s really inside each of us.”
Fuck, I never realized that the Bros were so deep.
I guess they really served as great role models for me as a kid.
“I think thats the guy in the library, Mario Poozy.” Hilarial.
I used to have those underwear…who I am trying to kid, I still use them proudly on a day to day basis.
nostalgiagasm.
also: did daniel faraday travel back to the 80s to tell us about the 99 1-ups? i’d like to believe so.