“I don’t know, I guess I just thought we could have really had something. It’s like, you try to meet people, go on dates or whatever, and — I know this sounds lame, but, like, it doesn’t even matter if you’re famous. On either side of the equation. Sure, maybe some people are more interested in dating a famous person than dating a non-famous person, so you’d think that would increase your chances of finding someone special, but do you really want to date someone who only wants to date you because you’re famous? And, on the other side, do you really want to date some dumb jerk just because he’s in the public eye? No! All anyone wants is to meet someone special. And is it true that this someone special is definitely super too young for me, or anyone, to even be talking about dating? Yes! Maybe! How old am I, anyway? I’m not sure, are you? I’m not still dating Selena Gomez, am I? I’m pretty sure that ended a few months ago, and then I think I was dating a young Victoria’s Secret model? Right? Who knows. Anyway, I thought this girl was the one for me, but it turns out she hates me so much.” -Justin Beiber

This girl is honestly the best, though. That alien joke? Love it. You can do much better, girl. Justin Beiber — well, I guess all I can say is that I’m sorry. (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (27)
  1. SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!

  2. I think we found someone to replace Roger Ebert and review EVERYTHING.

  3. Aaaahahaha I love this kid! Now we know who she hates but I wonder who she likes? Who’s the opposite of Justin Beiber? That kid from the airport who pees in public maybe? That smelly kid from her 3rd period math class?

  4. You guys, it’s gotta be really weird to be a child right now. Like, culture is really weird and confusing and you’re allowed to just TALK on youtube?! What IS that?

  5. We can all agree that her walls are probably covered in Justin Bieber posters with the eyes cut out, right?

  6. I think I scored 4.5 out of 5 on that city quiz. I got half a point for Pizza.

  7. January 3rd. The day we all come together to celebrate the true meaning of Justin Bieber.

  8. I don’t even know what to say, but I can’t let this post go uncommented on.

  9. Is it just me, or is this girl the living embodiment of the claymation Penny character from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (minus the clay and pennies)?

    And, yes, I’m old.

  10. Did anyone notice that this 10-year-old had perfect eyebrows and a manicure? That bothers me more than other things.

  11. UGH it was removed :(

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