“‘Step one: Learn to read and write. Step two: Look up definition of “joke.”Step three: Get pen and paper. Step four: Write a joke on the paper with the pen.‘ -Jerry Seinfeld” -Kelly #joke
You forgot the step where you find a thing, and then the next step where you figure out what the deal with said thing is.
I’ve always wondered what the deal was with joke writing…
the thing is…someone always interrupts! am i right? *girls in shoulder pads applaud*
I AM WEARING A POWER SUIT. I just came to the club from my very important business job. I am a business woman, thank you. This is a business perm. Now hand me my business martini so I can get business drunk.
Did you order a business woman lunch special?
There were 8 kids in my house, but at that time only 6 Pop Tarts in a box. Survivor Pop Tart.
Also, does anyone else put butter on toasted Pop Tarts? And isn’t bluebery the best flavor?
There were 8 in the bed, and the little one said, “Hot Pocket!”
I’ve put peanut butter, and whipped cream, but never butter. And brown sugar & cinnamon is the best.
You have to try butter on the brown sugar and cinnamon. Heavenly.
Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here, what if you crumble the brown sugar and cinnamon pop-tarts up, and put them in a bowl, like cereal? Only instead of milk, you pour in rum and buttershots? Maybe some Bailey’s.
Now we’re talking.
Cherry is the best for fruit. Brown Sugar and Cinnamon is the best for non-fruit. Always frosted.
The idea of putting butter on a pop tart just blew the back of my head off.
Can’t Jerry Seinfeld just retire and enjoy his money??
There’s a reason Pillsbury Toaster Strudel was invented.
Jerry Seinfeld is my hero.
This is a great article, if you’re as obsessed as I am.
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