Merry Christmas from the Kardashians! It is, of course (OF COURSE) an annual tradition for the entire Kardashian family to gather on some soundstage somewhere and have their portrait taken like they’re in an advertisement for some black market perfume or maybe a new line of Target underwear. You know, LIKE HOW FAMILIES DO THINGS. I tried really hard to find a bigger version of this image so that you could click on it and enlarge it and then I was like, Oh my God, what am I doing with my life?! This is a great photo, though. You’ve got the girls, of course, and Scott Disick right up front, but don’t forget Rob, the socktrepreneur, and a cat…in…a…box? Yes, right, no, I know, Christmas, got it. My favorite thing about this card is that four of the family members were Photoshopped in after the fact due to scheduling conflicts. HAHAHAHHA TIS THE REASON 4 THA SEASON! What a bunch of fucking monsters. I know that God don’t make no junk, but sometimes it kind of seems like he made at least a little bit of junk. Merry Christmas, every-one.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. What a good present! (Image via KimKardashian.com.)