It is very important to have proper strutting technique. What are we, animals?
How to strut:
The right way to strut:
I WAS ACTUALLY JUST GOOGLING TO POST THESE.
See also: How to Shade.
Is this where the phrase throwing shade came from? Because I would like it a lot more if that were true. So someone just say that it’s true.
It’s true! (It’s not true.)
Very good and no shade! OKrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Could you guys please continue posting strutting gifs for the remainder of the work day? Thank you.
How to strut:
No no no, this is how we strut
This is exactly how Pheidippides ran all the way back to Athens from Marathon to announce that the Persians had been defeated.
I don’t know why, but this comment has made me laugh more than anything I’ve read probably all month.
I worry that he is going to hurt his back and fall over and get a concussion.
I think the hat will protect his head.
How NOT to strut:
Where did you get this picture of me? Not cool.
Dude looks like such a cock.
I really hope this replaces Twerking as the dance that children videotape themselves doing in graveyards.
What on earth is this kid doing in the band? With moves like that he needs to be in the endzone while the game is playing, not during halftime!
That penguin who fell in the Petting Zoo belongs here too I guess.
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