I don’t know what’s creepier: all the crazy eyes here, the little girl, “all day and (looks at boyfriend)…night,” or the line “I really do love my Biffy.” Just what are all these women implying?:

You know what they say: “crazy in the head, crazy in the bid…-et.” (SORRY.) (Thanks for the tip, Sean!)

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  1. Joss Whedon  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 -4

    Biffy the Stinkfinger Slayer

  2. I’m glad half of these girls are using exercise machines. I don’t think i’d buy a toilet that washes between your butt cheeks, if it didn’t come with the recommendations of crazy girls exercising.

  3. I suppose we’re ushering in a new era where it’s okay for women to talk about “mowing their lawns” “being nice to their beaver” and “freshening up” without shame. I for one am sickened.

  4. Water up the cootch does not sound pleasant.

  5. I’d love to see the user manual, cause I bet it has a big reminder to not use the biffy after a poo without a thorough flush… otherwise you’re just spraying poo water up in your whoha.

    And the little girl?! What does she use it for? Barbie Fountain Pool?

  6. gvg  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 +3

    Hmmm… Sounds like a great Cinco product to me!

  7. oh.  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 -1

    What is this shit?

  8. Jessica  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 0

    That just looks unsanitary. I get that it’s spraying clean water on you, but…the dirty water is just falling down on the thing. Talk about bacterial smorgasbord.

  9. Gmarley  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 +5

    Maybe I’m just wicked great, but toilet paper seems to do the trick for me.

  10. Jonathan Stuart  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 0

    Finally I can call someone a douche and mean it.

  11. d-w  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 +2

    it really does look great. Who doesn’t want a plastic hanger on their toiler? Totally worth $100. Think of all the snuggies you could buy with $100.

  12. blah  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 -2

    “My boyfriend is always complaining that I leave pubes and dingleberries all over the shower head-well no more thanks to Biffy!”

  13. this was in vice magazine years ago, in the design issue http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n11/htdocs/ass.php
    it made the cover, even!

  14. My sphincter is yearning!!!!

  15. lewd  |   Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 +2

    IT LOOKS GREAT TOO!

  16. Annie  |   Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 0

    NINETY-NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!

  17. In the winter months using this thing would be like shooting yourself in the ass with an icicle and only for $100 dollars.

  18. hillary_b  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2009 0

    new invention: A FUCKING SHOWER- plz just clean your hoo-hoo in the shower, no short cuts plz

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