Ugh, it’s so annoying when people cover songs but don’t change anything. What is the point?! (Thanks for the tip, Jeremy.)

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  1. As bad as that is, it’s still not the worst thing she’s done to music.

  2. 26 seconds is exactly how far I got.

  3. For some reason I now have a distinct craving for a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

  4. This is going to be my ringtone. Sure, everybody will have to wait 2 minutes and 37 seconds for me to answer my calls, but it’ll be worth it. So worth it.

  5. Welp, my ears just broke up with the rest of my head. She’s still got it!

  6. She just found out that Sears has sold out the men’s Elmo Boxers. So sad.

  7. It always surprised me when I learn that Yoko Ono is still alive. Even after she designed those hideous clothes like a week ago, I’m honestly surprised she’s still hanging in there today.

  8. It’s good to know that we’re still living in the best possible universe.

  9. I love her.

  10. We talk a lot about how art is the worst. But sometimes it is the best!

    No? Ok. Whatever.

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    • Wrong. Yoko Ono had an established art career well before she was married Lennon. The Ono backlash stemmed from a lot of racism and sexism among mostly white male Beatles fans in the 1970s.

      Weirdly, it’s persisted even in these (presumably?) more enlightened times. How else to explain that her name is actually a synonym for a ‘female meddler/femme fatale’? Or the fact that people still blame her for the breakup of a band, despite that none of the members claims any such thing? Why would people want to keep believing that?

      It’s fine if people dislike or hate her work, but she’s been portrayed for decades as some sort of fame-seeking hanger on, ignoring her long involvement in the avant-garde world post WWII.

      Bitches, man, bitches.

      • mostly unrelated, but Dar Williams has a great song (at least I think it’s great) called “I Won’t Be Your Yoko Ono” that plays around with these misconceptions.

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  12. After politely applauding, everyone in unison says “what the fuck was that? art is too subjective.”

  13. this is just about how katy perry ACTUALLY sounds, to me

  14. Who else has “to yoko a band” on their bucket list?

  15. 196~

    Someone: Yoko, don’t you ever change!
    Yoko: *knowing smile*

  16. I wonder if she ever feels like a plastic bag.

  17. You should hear her version of “Sweet Caroline”.

  18. This is a fake. She’s doing an installation at MOMA. Someone must have added the keyboard:

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