Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 by 6 Comments

The Onion News Network:

LOL. I know it’s supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me every time.

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  1. Funtastik  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 0

    We can totally play online! We can totally play online!
    http://www.closerangegame.com/

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    • Genevieve  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 +3

      Thanks for the link. It takes up a lot of memory while it’s playing, but it was worth it. Unfortunatly they make you killl the poor horse & ostrich. I didn’t want to but it wouldn’t go on unless I did. I’m still crying.

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  2. Sean  |   Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 0

    You better shoot that ostrich in the face or he’ll KEEP killing you, Lindsay.

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  3. langford  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 +1

    “A new cure for crying children – smothering.”

    Why so witty, Onion?

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  4. Bad tings ah gwan  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 0

    Games like this have already existed for a while. Stock Market 2008, US Economy 2008 just to name a few. Soon to be released sequels Stock Market 2009 : Meltdown , US Economy 2009 :Annihilation.

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