This young lady wants to show us a new invention called “the thinny hair holder.” She wants to do a good job of demonstrating how the thinny hair holder gives you a big ‘ole Southern pageant-style updo without the time commitment, because if she doesn’t do a good job, the person standing to her right just out of frame is going to shoot her with one of the five big guns he’s aiming at her head. This video should appear on the wikipedia entry for “awkward”:

The thinny hair holder: buy one today, or the pretty lady gets it. The lesson of this video is don’t be the prettiest girl a crazy inventor knows, and if you are, learn how to just say no to YouTube product demonstration. (Via John Carney.)

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Comments (21)
  1. dat girl talks liek shes deff

  2. For the televangelist in all of us.

  3. Half of this awkwardness could be erased just by some techno music and a few cuts. Somebody get her a copy of iMovie, stat.

  4. Wow, look at all the volume/awkward we’re getting!
    Also: the old lady version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqgQRQSvZO4

  5. I have a feeling she’s looking at a monitor to the her right to see how it all looks. But it is way funnier to think there’s some psycho forcing her to do this islamo-terrorist denunciation style.

  6. She has more volume than my great-great-grandmother.

  7. mark  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009

    She definitely sounds like she’s saying “orc” instead of “arch”.

  8. Liat  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009

    Thinny+gem sweater+gold spandex pants=Lesley Hall.

  9. but what happens when someone walks behind her and sees the giant empty form she’s tucked her hair into?

  10. Drew  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009

    Shhhhh. Don’t say anything, but ‘thinnies’ are pipecleaners.

  11. ZillaMonster  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009

    Why would you intentionally want to make yourself look like a Conehead?

  12. ZillaMonster  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009

    Intentionally make yourself look like a Conehead. How hot.

  13. Yea, I’m pretty sure she’s looking at a mirror or something off camera, not the evil camera man….

  14. Haha. The website is big on clarity.
    The volume is HERE, you guys. Right HERE.

  15. Hedwig and the Angry Inch anyone?

  16. Whatever, this is just a screen test. Those are always awkward. I have Thinny and this shows up as a special feature on the dvd.

  17. thinny hair holder, more like, total fucking bullshit! shes got nice (.)(.) though that’s probably why they hired her.

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