There are only a few weeks left to find the perfect gift for that special someone in your life, but do not panic, there are stil plenty of great Christmas gifts available on Etsy, like an oil painting of a Homer Simpson Pez dispenser? Or a wood-burned image from Breaking Bad on a basswood plank? So many things that say “Hey, you are special to me, and I want you to be happy.” Made-to-order Jessica Rabbit dress and gloves? Yes. Dr. House MD bottlecap earrings? How many examples do you need? George Clooney pillow? You’re done. Get shopping. Get out of here.

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  1. Let’s not forget the handmade Twilight nightmare baby!

    Only $650! http://www.etsy.com/listing/113001902/custom-twilight-vampire-reborn-baby

  2. I got you your favorite: A scene that was never on Breaking Bad, burned into some dead, excess wood. If you can’t pick which room to hang it in, I’m sure we can turn it into a necklace you can wear every day for the rest of your life.

    • I want a printed, bound hard cover book of Lizzing’s tweets… not our Monster Lizzing but @lizzing… specifically her messages to me that I am sending messages to the wrong person.

  3. You guys, there’s an artist named Jay Schmetz who paints animals doing human things. He does paintings on commission (for not that much), and this year, my fiance and I are commissioning a painting of Duke, maybe reading a book/drinking wine. I mean, look:

    I’m kind of embarrassed about it, but I am also so excited. We may end up hiding it in a bathroom, but we will love it.

  4. For a holiday gift for all of you, I made my first Blingee


    God bless us, every one.

  5. Also if you want a perfect card and to support a monster,

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/MimosaCards

    • If we support her, her business will never fail. If her business never fails, she’ll never get to make an “I’m sorry your business failed” card that will become immensely successful and save her business, and we’ll never get our gift of the Magi situation we’ve all dreamed of!

    • I’ve bought her stuff before! It’s so lovely! A+ would mail again.

  6. I got this one for you, Gabe:

  7. Etsy is like the drink dialer of shopping sites.

  8. I got my friend a Crying Dawson necklace for Christmas and it might be the best purchase I’ve ever made. So.

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/109524214/dawsons-creek-cameo-necklace?ref=usr_faveitems

  9. i used to paint in high school and college. mainly stuff for my family and roommates who wanted fun stuff to hang on the wall. then I ran out of wall space and gave away a few of my favorites to friends. one just recently moved away and said he was going to sell my stuff on Etsy and that kind of peeved me. i could’ve been doing it the whole time and now here he is, about to make money off of me without even asking!

    i should probably have my lawyers follow up….or maybe get into this racket. not one to brag, but looking at some of the stuff on there, my shit was better.

  10. “All my bottlecap items are made from hand-bent actual used bottlecaps. All caps are upcycled from real bottles and acquired from real beer drinkers! Unlike the uniform and BORING factory-made bottlecaps, all of mine have real character and show individual craftsmanship!”

    Real Beer Drinkers drink Michelob Ultra!

    Turning bottle caps into cheap earrings does not count as upcycling.

    • It sure does! “Upcycling is the process of converting waste materials or useless products into new materials or products of better quality or for better environmental value.” And these earrings are not cheap, thanks! They’re very sturdy and each bottle cap gets a lot of work and treatment. Sorry you don’t like them, but you shouldn’t insult someone else’s art so blatantly!

  11. I found this sentence on Etsy: “I’m a huge fan of NBC’s Parks and Recreation, I’m also a fan of DC’s Justice League so it seemed only natural to combine the two.”

  12. this is less funny than cool but there I got a cool breaking bad shirt off of etsy a while back and its awesome and seems like something videogum readers would also appreciate https://www.etsy.com/listing/104037114/breaking-bad-shirt?ref=pr_shop

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