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Holy shit. First of all, let me just say I AM ALREADY SORRY FOR THIS. Second of all, let me say that you should feel absolutely no obligation (duh) to click through this post for the video, because once you see it you will never be able to unsee it. That is how seeing works. Now you know. Here’s your diploma. The creeps at StreetCarnage dug up this video as part of a new sex fetish called Masking or Femskins, which they describe this way:

It’s dudes who literally skin one of those latex sex dolls and then puts it on over his regular skin and, then puts on another latex suit and dances around so prettily.

And which I describe this way:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

After the jump, someone calling themselves “Synthia” (right), shows off a new Femskin. It’s NSFW, unless your work is throwing yourself off a roof.

IT PUTS THE NIGHTMARE* IN THE BASKET!

I think we’re done here. If anyone needs me, I will be in the shower, scrubbing my eyes out.

*Obviously, sexual fetishes are sexual fetishes are sexual fetishes, which is to say that as long as it’s consensual and does not cause any harm to minors and/or unwilling partners it’s completely fine and not something to ever make fun of or criticize someone for. But when it takes on an extrovert aspect, i.e. you post videos of yourself engaging in your sexual fetish on YouTube because that’s somehow part of the thrill for you, then you take what you get, because Jesus Christ, there are kids in here (here = internet).

Comments (52)
  1. I’m too scared to click play.

  2. This is the very last thing I want to look at right now (or ever), but my curiosity is getting the better of me…

  3. Oh. My. God. I knew I should have taken the blue pill.

  4. I’m speechless.

  5. Wow, this is the first thing on the internet in a very long time that actually made me feel physically uncomfortable and a bit nauseous. Might i suggest you take a page from BoingBoing’s book and immediately post a Unicorn Chaser.

  6. Well, that’s it. Honor suicide time.

    Kool-aid, anyone?

  7. I want to cry.
    Is the breathing the worst part?!

  8. Katie  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 +12

    The eyes….the unseeing, unblinking, rubbery eyes…

  9. nick  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 +6

    synthia, she’s a really cool dancer
    synthia, boogie to the grove now
    -rug rats

    wow, this is pretty scary, like, the breathing especially is pretty intense.

  10. nick  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 -5

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  11. man, joan rivers looks horrible.

    badumpum

  12. blah  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 +19

    So this is what Charlie’s been up to on his trip to Guatemala…

    • Charlie should’ve hidden better. Gorgeous Crazy Eyes is still on the lookout for him.
      or perhaps Crazy Eyes is the one who trapped him in that suit.

      “It puts the nightmare in the basket” FTW, obviously.

  13. What did Blake Lively do to her face! Are you proud of yourselves America, telling a 21 year old that she looks too old. Now she’s plastic surgery-ed herself into obscurity.

  14. Heather  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 +4

    I am honestly disturbed by that video.

  15. Do you hate us? Is that why you posted this??

  16. sarah palin  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 +5

    cut out the heavy breathing and the junk touching and this shit would be kinda funny. as it stands i want to scrub my brain with a brillo pad.
    plus um really with the skinning of a female surrogate? this dude’s going to go all buffalo bill on us at some point.

  17. Foxnews  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 +11

    Its Obama’s fault.

  18. well this just single-handedly negated all of the hard work i’ve done to conquer my fear of mannequins.

  19. I still haven’t watched it because I’m waiting for someone to watch it with me so I’m not the only one scarred for life.
    HOWEVER, is it just me or does the face look amazingly similar to Tori Spelling?

  20. the scary thing is that prior to this being posted, it showed up on my youtube page under “Recommended for you.”

  21. For a long time, a website selling similar wares came up whenever I did a vanity Google search. Luckily, someone with my name came along and had a presidential bid with reasonable longevity and now he occupies the first several pages of results. Whew!

  22. a simple “OMG” can’t describe how i feel.

  23. No amount of farts or trampoline accidents could make up for this.

  24. I’m pretty sure this is a clip from Rock Of Love Bus, with the background screeching cut out.

  25. that made me cry. the darth vader breathing was the worst part.

  26. You realize you have to show this to someone else in 24 hours or it comes and kills you, thanks a lot gabe.

  27. Nothing is sexier than the snapping balloon sound of rubbing latex over latex.

  28. All that is missing is a dog named Precious and the “Goodbye Horses” song playing in the background. Just think, Buffalo Bill wouldn’t have killed those chicks in Silence of the Lambs if these were available back in the 80′s/early 90′s.

  29. why is it always men who are into freaky shit like this? you never see videos of women dressed like plumbers prancing around wearing skinned mannequin heads

  30. I have seen scarier ones and they involved close ups on their faces. The faces are the stuff to haunt my dreams. A person in latex, with a mask, moving around while breathing heavy is just boring and like riding the tea cups instead of the roller coaster.

  31. It’s that you Gabe?

  32. Masking is pretty big. Its over youtube. Perez had a pretty famous masker on his site. Alot of the masks look like awful plastic surgery sort of like jocelyn wildensten.

  33. Eeew. All he (she?) does is breathe. This seems sweaty and awkward. Latex upon latex. Ugh, now I need a shower.

  34. I found this very slightly arousing.

  35. Let’s hope the “Femskins” tag never, EVER gets used again.

  36. Thanks for forcing me to invest in a nightlight, Gabe.

  37. I’m scared it’s going to tell me to put the lotion in the basket. I’m just scared in general. Scared of the breathing, scared of how it looks a little like Miss Piggy, scared of how it can barely move…

  38. mike  |   Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 0

    Gee, I thought that was the newest pic of Michael Jackson!

  39. drake  |   Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 0

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

  40. Between this, the Rejuvinique, and that creepy bride mask from earlier on, I have to concur –

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAH! AAH! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHAHHHH! WHUUHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  41. Sysperia  |   Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 0

    I’m a fetish photographer and these skins are amazing to shoot. I think you all need to get a bit more secure in your sexuality and not worry so much about adult playtime. Its playtime. Not the apocolypse.

    Chill out. What’s freaky is that any of you are so bothered about what adults do.

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