Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have everything you want. If someone tries to tell you that you can’t have everything you want you go ahead and tell them this: “I refuse to hear that. The next thing I’m going to say has nothing at all to do with what you said, because as I already stated I did not hear it, but just because I want to say this I’m going to say it. I can have everything I want. I’m young. I have access to a computer and the Internet and clean drinking water. I know how to argue with Time Warner when they tell me they don’t know what’s wrong with the Internet and can’t fix it. ‘Don’t know what’s wrong with the internet?’ I tell them, ‘Ok, then I guess I won’t pay for it until you do know what’s wrong.’ Got ‘em there. You see? There is nothing stopping me from getting everything that I want.” You may not be the most beautiful or the best dressed, but, says who? You may not be the smartest, but literally who cares? You may not have the most money, but you’ll figure it out! The fact of the matter is only that you can have everything you want, as evidenced by this video.

I don’t know. You wanted this, right? An RV Boat? I’m almost positive that this is what you wanted. So. Congrats! You can have everything you want! (Via DailyPicks.)

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Comments (22)
  1. I really just wanted a cup of coffee, but this is nice too!

  2. This is not even really in the neighborhood of anything I’d actually like, but I’m happy for that person that the world worked out so well for them. Everyone deserves, at least once in their life, to have a clear vision realized.

  3. If this guy isn’t asked to design next year’s Hess Truck, there’s no justice in this world.

  4. So later today when you ask me how was my day today, I’ll have to say, “well it was great until I saw THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER TRULY WANTED BUT DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT UNTIL I SAW THE VIDEO OF THE BOAT/VAN/RV AND NOW I’LL NEVER TRULY BE HAPPY UNTIL I HAVE IT!!!”

  5. I mean, this guy MIGHT be the coolest guy at the boat ramp, but he is literally the only guy at the boat ramp.

  6. “Looks like we got ourselves another sequel.” -Michael Bay

  7. It’s an Autoboathome! That guy in the Farmers Insurance commercials told me these things didn’t exist!

  8. Does the guy driving the truck part get to go out on the boat at all? Does he do all the hard work and then just has to wait in the parking lot until the boat-goers feel like coming back?

  9. Everything I want? OKAYYYYYY! Who wants to make out with me?

  10. I knew this sort of crime against nature would start happening as soon as Obama was re-elected.

  11. I was really hoping it was just a big truck that could go half in the water.

    • “The back end of my truck can go in the water, as long as the front part is securely on solid ground!” “Can’t all trucks do that?” “Yeah, but my truck is extra large, so a bigger part of it can go in the water!” “Oh, wow! Definitely cool!”

  12. who knew Bruce Wayne was a Van Halen-loving Corona drinker?

  13. Now all we need to do is paint a fire breathing dragon on the side of that baby and crank the Rush and we’ll be all set for the lake!

  14. Aw man this is cool but I was super disappointed that the whole thing didn’t go in the water!

  15. My wedding registry:

    #1-150: 1/150 of RV boat.

  16. “Like how am I supposed to know where you install a telephone, I mean just install it like they taught you how to install a telephone in telephone man school okay?” This quote, from J R by William Gaddis, is pretty much how I deal with cable companies whenever I have problems.

  17. How does get a vehicle like that? Does one say to the dealer “Look, everything you’ve shown me is really nice, but I’m in the market for something special. Namely, something that looks like it’s a special effect from a Canadian scifi TV show about a shapechanging van that gets shown on 3 pm on Saturdays”?

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