• You’re looking at a verrry close-up picture of Nick Offerman’s moustache that was taken by Rob Huebel. -@robhuebel
  • Hey! You! Quit whining and put on a goddamn coat. -TheWorldsBestEver
  • 75 Years of Manic Pixie Dream Girls in Cinema -Flavorwire
  • Brittany Murphy’s final film, Something Wicked, is now complete -LosAngelesTimes
  • Dan Aykroyd challenges Sony to make Ghostbusters 3 -/Film
  • Morning dose of Emile Hirsch peeing in a giant aloe vera plant -BuzzFeedCeleb
  • “At some point in the meal, Wareheim presided over a mock wedding between a “meat troll” and his “meat trollette,” in a bizzaro scene that could have been plucked from the Tim & Eric Show.” -SquidInk
  • A man shot his girlfriend over a Walking Dead argument because that is the world we live in now. -Deadline (thank you for the tip, Will)
  • Click the audio button on the English (grey side) pronunciation of “Les Miserables” in Google Translate. Just do it. -GoogleTranslate
Comments (23)
  1. The MPDG is my least favorite movie trope. So I am really not sure why I am watching this video. Maybe I just like being angry.

  2. Onion Talks are the best.

  3. i know a Les Miserables

  4. If Morning Links is going to become a regular thing, may I suggest that we call it Breakfast Sausage?

  5. No. MORE Mizerablah.

  6. “He continued the fight via text message, prompting her to return at around 2:30 AM to check on him.”

    WHERE HE SHOT HER! IN THE BACK! WHAT A KEEPER!

    I’m sorry to be crass so early, but this reminds me of Bill Hicks’ classic bit about ladies obsessing over serial killers and murderers on death row, and Bill very matter-of-factly offering up, “aaaand I’m not getting laid. Ok…”

  7. I once went on a date with a girl who touted that she was a student of theater and then said her favorite musical of all-time was Les Misérables, and pronounced it “Less Miss-er-a-bulls.” Strike one-two and three.

  8. I imagine a lot of hand wringing over whether to bother with this explanatory bracket in the Aykroyd link:
    You don’t take advantage of that in the next three or four months, I’ll see you in Australia, where we’ll be selling Crystal Head [Vodka].

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