• You’re looking at a verrry close-up picture of Nick Offerman’s moustache that was taken by Rob Huebel. -@robhuebel
  • Hey! You! Quit whining and put on a goddamn coat. -TheWorldsBestEver
  • 75 Years of Manic Pixie Dream Girls in Cinema -Flavorwire
  • Brittany Murphy’s final film, Something Wicked, is now complete -LosAngelesTimes
  • Dan Aykroyd challenges Sony to make Ghostbusters 3 -/Film
  • Morning dose of Emile Hirsch peeing in a giant aloe vera plant -BuzzFeedCeleb
  • “At some point in the meal, Wareheim presided over a mock wedding between a “meat troll” and his “meat trollette,” in a bizzaro scene that could have been plucked from the Tim & Eric Show.” -SquidInk
  • A man shot his girlfriend over a Walking Dead argument because that is the world we live in now. -Deadline (thank you for the tip, Will)
  • Click the audio button on the English (grey side) pronunciation of “Les Miserables” in Google Translate. Just do it. -GoogleTranslate
Comments (23)
  1. The MPDG is my least favorite movie trope. So I am really not sure why I am watching this video. Maybe I just like being angry.

  2. Onion Talks are the best.

  3. i know a Les Miserables

  4. If Morning Links is going to become a regular thing, may I suggest that we call it Breakfast Sausage?

  5. No. MORE Mizerablah.

  6. “He continued the fight via text message, prompting her to return at around 2:30 AM to check on him.”


    I’m sorry to be crass so early, but this reminds me of Bill Hicks’ classic bit about ladies obsessing over serial killers and murderers on death row, and Bill very matter-of-factly offering up, “aaaand I’m not getting laid. Ok…”

  7. I once went on a date with a girl who touted that she was a student of theater and then said her favorite musical of all-time was Les Misérables, and pronounced it “Less Miss-er-a-bulls.” Strike one-two and three.

  8. I imagine a lot of hand wringing over whether to bother with this explanatory bracket in the Aykroyd link:
    You don’t take advantage of that in the next three or four months, I’ll see you in Australia, where we’ll be selling Crystal Head [Vodka].

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