Oh my god. I hardly even know what to say about what you are going to experience here. You know the feeling you get during winter’s first snowfall, while you’re cuddled up warm in your home with a cup of spiked hot chocolate, the glow of your holiday something glittering in the window? Or the feeling you get watching a friend open the gift you bought them, knowing that they’re going to be so excited about it? Or the feeling you get, I don’t know, when you are doing some last-minute holiday shopping and you come across something you know someone is going to love and you’re like, “Oh my goodness, they’re going to think I bought this such a long time ago! That’s how perfect it is!” Or the feeling you get when you get an invite to a holiday party that you know is going to be so much fun? Or the feeling you get when you watch a video from two famous people — John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, let’s say — and it is of the exact caliber of any video we would normally feature on Videogum from Joe Nobody, after he recorded a song on the Fruity Loops bootleg he downloaded and gave his cousin’s friend who “makes music videos” $300? This is exactly like that. Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
AHHHHHHH! I THINK I MIGHT LOVE IT! JOHN TRAVOLTA! OLIVA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THE FACIAL HAIR! THE PART AT THE END WHERE HE TALKS! THE DANCING THAT THE GROUP OF PEOPLE DO AND HOW THEY SHOULD’VE GIVEN THEM CLEAR DIRECTION AND THEN DONE ANOTHER TAKE! WHEN THE POLICE OFFICER HUGS THE GUY! THE SMILING! THE WORDS! MAKING LOVE! SO GROSS! WALLET CHAIN! I LOVE THIS MUSIC VIDEO THANK YOU SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Via ONTD.)