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OK, Ted Nugent is getting his own reality show. Fine. We all get our own reality show eventually. But holy fucking shit, his involves HUNTING HUMAN BEINGS FOR SPORT! With his son! From Variety:
CMT has ordered eight episodes of “Runnin’ Wild …From Ted Nugent,” a reality-competition series that will feature the right-wing rock star and hunting advocate teaching contestants how to survive in the wild, then chasing after them along with his 18-year-old son, Rocco.
Cramazing. The only thing more humiliating than being hunted on national television by Ted Nugent is being hunted on national television by Ted Nugent’s 18-year-old son, Rocco. Even if he doesn’t catch you, you’re still dead. That must have been a great pitch meeting, though:
“It’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Running Man, except instead of a team of American Gladiator-esque super-assassins hunting down convicted criminals in a dystopic nightmare race through an Apocalyptic Los Angeles, it’s a delusional, borderline-psychotic redneck and his 18-year-old son chasing what have to be the saddest and most desperate attention seekers known to man through the ragged woods around economically disenfranchised Jackson, Michigan.”
“We’re gonna need a greener light!”
That’ll do, America. That’ll do.
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Surviving Nugent was probably the most entertaining reality game show I have seen. EVER. Ted Nugent is quite possibly the most perfect combination of repugnant and hilarious.
And don’t forget a then straight Tila Tequila was a cast member.
dis dood starrted da kkk?
Theory: Gabe = Da Cake Eatur
In a way, I have to watch this…but on the other hand I don’t want to encourage Ted Nugent or trash reality television. When did life become so complex?
This is the guy who crapped his pants for a month to avoid being sent to Vietnam, where he’d do the exact same thing, only with people hunting him in return.
A true republican chickenshit.
I love: “delusional, borderline-psychotic redneck” by Gabe
& what DS1 said.
Slightly disappointed neither Gabe nor commenters referenced the Ice-T/Rutger Hauer classic, Surviving the Game. Losing the touch…
Let’s not forget the John Woo/Van Damme classic Hard Target. Also, there’s a reality show on here in Canada right now called Mantracker, which is basically the same thing as the Nugent concept, only instead it’s a creaky old cowboy chasing them: http://www.mantracker.ca
Good thing the fact that we elected Obama still cancels this type of thing out. That’s still a thing, right?
I thought there would be a “man…manatees–I once shot a manatee..” line in here somewhere …guess that’s Linsay’s department.
Anyway, this show…an order of honor suicides all around, please!
I raise my eyebrow at this Gabe, I woulda thought a man with a pen so acid laced would appreciate the joy that is life finally imitating the classic piece of social commentary and, dare I say it, art that is Running Man.
Also I promise to school myself in writing less painful sentences. Starting tomorrow.