X-MAS GON GIVE IT TO YA! (Via TheStrut.)
“Now what am I supposed to do?” -Aries Spears
10 minute impression of Bill Clinton having sex, followed by 10 minutes of Shaq having sex, followed by 10 minutes of Charles Barkley having sex…
…followed by 10 minutes of Ma$e having sex..
Does he take requests? If so, I’d like to hear him and Ja Rule doing Baby It’s Cold Outside, please.
I would LOVE a hip hop Christmas album. Seriously. Just anything to get Mariah’s All I want for Christmas Is You off a loop in my house.
Just listen to Dizzee Rascal’s portion of Band Aid 20. It’s the closest you’ll get, and it will answer any questions you may have about whether or not there will be snow in Africa this Christmas time (spoiler alert: there won’t be).
Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC gets old and now it’s in some car commercial? The only real Christmas song I like is Sting’s rendition of Gabriel’s Message.
Where the sled, where the sled, where the sled at?
Y’all gonna make me deck the halls up in here!
Get it on the roof, get it get it on the roof!
OMG was it me or did anyone else get a little flushed? My my! *Swoon*
He was later arrested for starting a reindeer-fighting ring. #dmxisanassholeanimalabuser
That’s Michael Vick. But I guess you think they all look alike, huh?
I hope you are kidding.
I nearly always am. This is no exception.
And, yes, all animal abusers look the same to me. Huge assholes.
LOLOLOLOL why did this get downvoted?!? “how dare you reference Goatse when talking about big a-holes” wha???
Merry DMXmas everyone!
The subtle way that his chains add a seasonal background jingle is especially brilliant.
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