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Um…
David Lynch: I’m married.
Tila Tequila: So what, I’m retarded, too.
David Lynch: No, I’m not retarded, I’m married.
Tila Tequila: Yes, we’re both married or retarded or whatever. So what?! Rhythm is a dancer! My vagina smells like a martini!
David Lynch: No, not both. We are not both anything.
(Via Maura.)
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This all makes perfect sense in my morning cough medicine OD.
I ain’t trying to fuck ya man
Errbody know he my number 1 fan
I done been there done that, bitch and?
you wanna get mad bitch, I don’t give a damn
- “Fuck Ya Man,” Tila Tequila
… actually, you ARE Tila.
where’s the gossip girl recap i need videogum to make my addiction seem cool
he IS single, though. unless he’s still dating that girl from Inland Empire.
Don’t knock Tila. Do you know how hard it is to be a useless, drunken whore in America? She’s an American hero and one Mr. George Washington may soon find his face replaced on the dollar bill.
i don get it. is david dynch da dude from amarican idle?
This feels vaguely like Miley Cyrus talking shit about Thom Yorke.
I don’t want her to know who he is.