Your Thanksgiving University of Alabama Crimson Tide tailgating party wouldn’t be complete without it. (Thanks for the tip, jagosaurus!)

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  1. Quite honestly, I think that Alabama could just stop existing altogether, and I wouldn’t even mind.

  2. I couldn’t listen to this song because of work, but judging by the video, it’s got basically all of my favorite things: College football, parking lots, playing flip cup at 8am, tossing a bottle of vodka over your shoulder, booty dancing at 8am, some sorta burned-ass meat (?), smoking more than one cigar at a time, big dudes dancing badly at 8am, little dudes dancing badly at 8am, choreographed group dancing badly at 8am, white suits, and Alabama.

  3. This guy can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish. (He looks and even sounds kind of like John Goodman, guys.)

  4. You have to respect a guy who is so uncompromising in his vision that when the biggest white suit he could find only came in a 50 inch waist, he screwed his courage to the sticking place and vowed to squeeze himself into those pants.

    And squeezed he did. And squeezed he did.

  5. I wonder what his major was at alabama…music? You think music, probably, right?

  6. I am so proud.


  7. Also, there are lovely, reasonable people here in Alabama. Truly. I just want to state that for the record.

    Otherwise, WTF Alabama? Winning pretty much ALL the races to the bottom isn’t actually winning anything.

    *resumes weeping*

  8. He’s pretty fat for a robot.

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