Oh, this looks great. What a treat! How undercover is she? SO undercover. Haha! Yeah! Awesome! It’s a little surprising that she is so undercover while WEARING HER BADGE RIGHT ON HER WAIST and HAVING THE HANDCUFFS ALREADY OUT AND READY, but that’s probably why she’s the best in the biz, right? “Most undercover agents have to disguise their identity and spend months building a relationship and confidence with a suspect in order to gain entree into the illegal underworld we are targeting, but the thing about Miley is she just walks right up in the most boring outfit you have ever seen that could not possibly have cost her more than $40 and I am including the shoes in that estimate, with her badge prominently displayed and her handcuffs dangling from her finger in a slightly suggestive way that says I don’t know if you want to fuck me or arrest me, but also who are you, because you seem like one of the gang, are you with Chupo? Or the East Side Bumblebees? Because you are SO undercover.” That was the chief talking just then. Thanks, Chief! And thank you for introducing us to the FBI’s new secret weapon. It was great to MEET her. I love meeting new people! Again, it seems like the moment someone is introduced as the FBI’s new secret weapon, they cease to be the FBI’s new secret weapon, like the law enforcement equivalent of the Heisenberg Principle, but again, that is why she is the best. Love her. Love this. Love you.

Comments (25)
  1. Pretty cool…

  2. Seriously? There’s no budget for a Veronica Mars movie?

  3. Also wasn’t she already undercover as Hannah Montana?

  4. Just FYI, but the Leg Avenue “sexy undercover FBI agent” costume costs $50, and it does NOT even include the shoes.

  5. The joke is on you because this movie is about a high school girl going undercover as an FBI agent.

  6. Pff, I liked this movie the first time, when it was called Serpico.

  7. Carrie must be so pissed.

  8. FINALLY, there is a film that will accurately depict the unending frivolity of undercover work! Not since Miss Congeniality 2: Back in the Habit has the movie-going public been shown how prestigious and fancy undercover agents’ lives are! This SO ain’t your daddy’s FBI agent!

    “Hey y’all, I AM, LIKE, AN FBI AGENT! It’s pretty cool. I’m a real blue flame special! Chewing gum, young, and having fun, y’know?”

  9. They had to do 50 takes of the scene where she finally busts the suspect because every time her partner yelled “Hands Up,” Miley would reflex-ably yell “There playin’ my song.”

  10. I heard that the scene where she takes all the criminals to get their weapons ‘gunjazzled’ is a real nail-biter.

  11. From IMDB…
    “A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.”

    Yes, tough and street smart are definitely the first things I think of when I think of Miley Cyrus.

    Also, Jeremy Piven and Rufus from Gossip Girl are in this. Maybe this will in fact be the best movie and take home so many awards.

  12. How many animals died making this movie?

  13. Your Heisenberg joke doesn’t make sense. He was a teacher, not the principal (I’ve seen every episode of Breaking Bad, so don’t try to tell me I’m missing something).

  14. so undercover

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